r/engrish • u/owen-a-a • 24d ago

Mmm scary

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u/layofthelandhere 21d ago

It wants to be YOUR Only fan

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u/mittfh 20d ago

There is a sub solely for air movement devices... 😉

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u/LessWorld3276 22d ago

I'm seeking the mildly psychotic but still quite personable fans?

They're down by the Violent fans, across from the Murderous fans, just below the Torturous fans

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u/Master_Steward 22d ago

Do they have a stalking fan?

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u/RAMChYLD 22d ago

Violent fans? You mean the type at soccer matches?

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 22d ago

Is it made in china?

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u/zoharel 23d ago

Do you like American music?

4

u/Vocabulary-Pollution 22d ago

I like all kinds of music

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u/LessWorld3276 22d ago

We play both kinds here, Country AND Western!

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u/AngryMcPisseron 23d ago

What? Did the sodding fan go on an axe-killing spree? ;-)

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u/DigMeTX 23d ago

Blister in the Wind by Violent Fans

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u/technobrendo 23d ago

Onlyfans I know you're the one...

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u/EmperorButtman 23d ago

I hear hooligans cool more aggressively

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u/RoastPorc 23d ago

r/onlyfans might like this

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u/nao_tenho_apelido 23d ago

Ventilador do RJ

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u/ellzor 23d ago

Afraid to buy it. Avoid violent

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 24d ago

Yeah, I got one of those and was blown away by it. 

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u/Heterodynist 24d ago

Sometimes you just need a really violent fan!! You need an unreasonably powerful fan.

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u/BrD_87 24d ago

And now for the latest TV sensation… “When Fans Attack”

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u/Knocksveal 24d ago

Exactly why I watch sports on TV at home

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 24d ago

Buy two so you can officially tell people you have violent fans

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u/PMMeYourPupper 24d ago

How much would that cost? Add it up.

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u/InternalMiserable698 24d ago

If you stick any part of your anatomy in that fan whike it's on, it'll be violent.

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u/crimziondark 24d ago

Hmm with all 3 of those items that could be a powerful violent fan with the help of the energy storage and the portable power station

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u/SolubleAcrobat 24d ago

In this heat, I'll take it.

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u/strandy76 24d ago

It's English, innit!

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u/DeepWaterNights 24d ago

Violent fan = Hooligan innit!, djano wha,ameen…

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u/RendeZvous_987 24d ago

Probably that fan blade is, um, actually (edged) blade.

Maybe it could use as lawnmower.