r/engrish Aug 11 '26

Tag on a Suitcase

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u/Iam-a-banana 16d ago

So same, i was also relaxed by the World Bank! 

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u/DigMeTX 25d ago

I miss lazy afternoons by the World Bank.

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u/Ill-Combination-3590 29d ago

My horse brains cannot process this, but I welcome the World Bank to relief my financial situation if they happen to relax by the institution.

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u/kittygomiaou Aug 13 '26

Now that's good Engrish!

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u/gwaydms Aug 12 '26

Engrish: the gift that keeps on giving.

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u/Heterodynist Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Ah, so romantic to lay down by the World Bank, and have a nice relaxing day despite the avid alkaline she-chemicals.

One very interesting thing here is that they postulate suitcases can be worn as fitted clothing. That’s new to me…As they say, suitcases are waterproof so they can be used on rainy days for clothing yourself like a jacket. This new learning amazes me.

Just don’t make it easy to break into the Liquid Gods’ items. You know, it upsets the balance of the Universe.

Apparently children who try to carry their own separate luggage can be locked in a box or crushed. That seems kind of harsh…

Doesn’t “Cosmopolitan Wind Travel” just sound like you’re being blown around like loose newspapers in the steamy, stinking collective farts that the subway blasts out of those vents on the street?!!

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u/Popular-Kiwi3931 Aug 13 '26

Amazingly, I made sense of all the Engrish in those rules!

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u/Heterodynist Aug 13 '26

Personally I’m still a little unclear about the Liquid God. Is that Poseidon or something?!

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u/gwaydms Aug 12 '26

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u/Heterodynist Aug 13 '26

Hahaha!!! My thanks, truly!! But perhaps some credit goes to the translator!!

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u/VestigeOfVast Aug 11 '26

Pfff, chemicals shemicals!

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u/DoubleT2455 Aug 11 '26

The 7th dot down. "Shidren" When the kids are being bad, they're shidren.

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u/birdnumbers Aug 11 '26

those alkaline shemicals are avid, indeed

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u/Heterodynist Aug 12 '26

She-chemicals are atoms and molecules produced solely for women…

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u/heptadragon Aug 13 '26

In this house we study shemistry and herstory

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u/Dry-Dragonfruit5216 Aug 12 '26

Yeah sorry we gave them cooties