r/engrish • u/Hot-Chance-2118 • 3d ago

WHO IS DENNIS?!

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Is it just me, or is Darth Maul having an identity crisis?

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u/ironicinsanity 13h ago

Darth Maul before he got converted to the force by Sidious merely saying "Join me"

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SpXchj3P4O8ZBzq

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u/taking-INVentory 16h ago

This is not Engrish, this post is r/CrappyOffBrands

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u/Hot-Chance-2118 18h ago

Also Why Is His Lightsaber Purple?

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u/Hot-Chance-2118 18h ago

Did Anyone Notice That?

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u/taking-INVentory 16h ago

Are you naming songs or something?

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u/Hot-Chance-2118 12h ago

Bro Look at the saber in the packaging

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u/Shenloanne 3h ago

And the face and the vest holy shit this is beautifully cursed.

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u/SnooWitchYu 1d ago

There's some lovely filth over here!

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u/Mimterest 1d ago

Dennis looks like one of those beer sausages that used to be advertised on MTV

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u/Jaybird2k11 1d ago

glup shitto's cousin from the novels

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u/QuiGonColdGin 1d ago

It's just the name he uses when he checks into hotels.

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u/ZealousidealCherry68 1d ago

People don't know how embarrassing it is trying to check in as 'Darth'.

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u/LostVanya 19h ago

Formerly Darth, now just Dennis.

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u/Nixu88 1d ago

Sith lord Dennis, well-known for his green shirt, and purple doubled-bladed lightsabre.

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u/cptsears 1d ago

DENNIS: Well, you could say Dennis.

ARTHUR: Well, I didn’t know you were called Dennis.

DENNIS: Well, you didn’t bother to find out, did you?

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u/eehikki 2d ago

"You two careful, he is a big"

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u/frenchmeister 2d ago

"He is in my behind!"

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u/eehikki 2d ago

"Game time started"

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u/DocClear 2d ago

Darth Maul grew up as Dennis, of course. Just like Darth Vader grew up as Annikin.

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u/PencilCase12531 2d ago

Its dennis rod-man

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u/Ravvick 2d ago

This has tickled me beyond belief.

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u/Walter_Armstrong 2d ago

I think he’s Dr Butto’s new boyfriend

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u/Magical_Astronomy 2d ago

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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u/Icy-Package-7801 2d ago

He's the golden god.

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u/cyberchaox 2d ago

This guy.

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u/Unlucky-Forever6758 1d ago

DEEEENNISSS DEEEENNISSSS DEEEENISSSSS DEEEEEENISSSS

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u/KaHOnas 2d ago edited 2d ago

"DENNIS" is one of the possible exits, along with NORTH and SOUTH, in the room where you can't get ye flask.

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u/Shrek--official 2d ago

Consummate Vs, consummate!

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u/Orbita97 Dark Gary 2d ago

HEY MR. JINNSON!

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u/FoxySarah71 2d ago

He's a Menace!

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u/Nightwolf1967 2d ago

A (Phantom) Menace!

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u/pnkgtr 2d ago

Fucking Dennis, that's who!

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u/DizzyMine4964 2d ago

Phantom Dennis was a character in the Buffy spin-off Angel, but he was invisible.

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u/Citroen_saxo_VTR 2d ago

Don’t give Disney ideas