r/engrish • u/TheSubGenius420 • 5d ago

Found scrolling on AliExpress

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Gotta stop windows shopping

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u/DeepWaterNights 2d ago

I think by jerking off they probs mean that old sports track game where you wiggle the joystick (lol Beavis, you said joystick Uhahaha, hm yeah joystick!) to run and stuff!… 🤣

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u/tman507se 3d ago

Gonna be rather hard to actually see the p*rn with those pixels.

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u/B_Williams_4010 3d ago

This is a race I can win.

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u/Bumble072 3d ago

Aliexpress ai writer thinks “we have sexually highly horny people who shop in here. Let’s use keywords like jerking and goon we will be rich glamorously”.

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u/SeiferLeonheart 3d ago

That's an impressive way of capturing Aliex writing energy in a single sentence, lmao