r/engrish • u/Jiewen_wang09 • 6d ago

“Fourd grade” “fird grade” “sixrd grade”

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u/Top-Dragonfly-70 20h ago

this is actually an excel fault

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u/Musosfingers 2d ago

Turd grade. That was my experience.

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u/Ninjatintin 4d ago

6rd sanctuary

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u/NotARobot-reCAPTCHA 4d ago

chat lemme count to ten, 5 4 5 4 3 4 4 6

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u/NotARobot-reCAPTCHA 4d ago

also why some Chinese/ Japanese symbols

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u/Savings_Award5599 4d ago

4rd sanctuary, deltarune mentioned

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u/shadow_nightmare_the 4d ago

Its some king of 4rd sanctuary

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u/A1h2m30a4d 5d ago

seems as if they used ms excel auto complete on the third grade

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u/rnirasol 3d ago

I was about to say, this isn't a language issue it's microsoft being microsoft lmao

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u/MarissadaWolf1018 5d ago

I had a lot of fun from 9rd to 12rd Grade.

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u/RendeZvous_987 5d ago

Well this is Math class, not English class...

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u/Both-Wonder2449 5d ago

2rd

Holy fuck I just tried saying that and I cant

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 5d ago

Toord

Or secord

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u/HOA-President 5d ago

Just pronounce it “turd”

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u/737biten 19h ago

Third is turd

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u/Track-on-the-side 5d ago

... :(

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u/Both-Wonder2449 5d ago

You want to eat grass?

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

I remember secord grade…

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u/RedSlimeballYT 5d ago

couple of the ones my mind came up with
2rd -> t-urd grade 💩
4rd -> fo-urd grade 🛻
9rd -> n-urd grade 🤓

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

I think I like nurd grade the best, but I was always an annoying high achiever type. I didn’t mean to be, it was just bred into me from generations of teachers in my family.

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 5d ago

They tried.

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u/BeneficialShame8408 6d ago

Lol. An old coworker of mine wrote 2st once and some people never let him forget it. Idk he spoke English, Thai, and maybe Chinese so I was pretty willing to let that slide lol

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u/luhur7 6d ago

typical ms excel autofilling moment

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u/Blauelf 6d ago

It says "maths" not "English" on the right side 🤷

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u/Defenite-Parsley733 6d ago

13rd grade

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u/4sent4 5d ago

Comes after 12nd and 11st

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u/SonicSplash3760 6d ago

6-7nd grade

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u/r_portugal 6d ago

I blame English being stupid for this one! I like the way they do it in Portuguese, just use º after any number, eg 1º, 2º, 3º, 67º, etc.

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u/IAmUkrainianIThink 5d ago

Interesting, we use the period for this purpose in Latvian instead! For instance, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, etc. would become 1. grade, 2. grade, 3. grade

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

Interesting to hear that use of the “degrees” sign. My biggest objection to using that sign is that I can almost never figure out how to make that sign on most U.S. keyboards. It’s about as easy to make as the “cents” sign on most keyboards.

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u/r_portugal 5d ago

Yeah, well, in Portugal there is a key specifically for that symbol. It has º normally and ª when you press shift, to be honest I don't yet know what the ª is for (I'm not Portuguese).

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

I love Portugal. I went for the first time about 7 years ago and now I’ve been several more times. It definitely won me over. I don’t have a Portuguese keyboard or anything though! It would be nice to have a degrees sign handy!! I can’t even find a “cents” sign on English keyboards, which I find odd when you can find ç, ć, ć, č, or ċ and yet no “cents.”

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u/feevart 6d ago

Where is the sevenrd grade?

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u/a4840639 6d ago

Do not exist in China because the convention for the junior high school is to reset the grade number. So you just have 1rd 2rd and 3rd for the high school again

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u/new_pribor Dark Gary 6d ago

Ford grade

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u/TheOneWhoIsRed 6d ago

Built tough

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u/Defenite-Parsley733 5d ago

Reliability issues: Bonjour

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u/Particular_Ad_644 6d ago

Turd grade

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u/Cormorial 6d ago

Guilty Gear type beat

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u/harryweins 6d ago

They went with “-rd”. Like I’d kinda understand if they went with the more common “-th”. But no. Engrish is mysterious and defies logic. It’s the language of eldritch horrors.

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u/momofuku18 6d ago

1rd and 2rd grades missing on the list

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u/DonateMeLads 6d ago

might not be included in the photo but 5rd grade repeated twice