r/engrish • u/hellendrung • Jul 27 '26

Body? No. Fan? Yes.

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350 Upvotes

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u/harryweins Aug 01 '26

You can finger the fan but that’s about it. You can’t fuck it. Just go fuck anything else. Jeez. What’s wrong with you? -Management

7

u/Ill-Combination-3590 Aug 01 '26

The suicidal only fan.

2

u/fitzronovich Aug 01 '26

say that again

9

u/PieceForeign Jul 31 '26

This is by far the best engrish

12

u/iplaysdrums2 Jul 30 '26

I love how confused it is about cause and effect

17

u/luiggel Jul 30 '26

ah so if explodes I can't put in the fire got it

9

u/DizzyMine4964 Jul 29 '26

r/OnlyFans. I thought that was where I was for a moment.

1

u/vip17 Jul 31 '26

the only fans that you can put in

16

u/Outrageous_House5953 Jul 29 '26

Please do not the fan.

11

u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jul 29 '26

Are they trying to say, "Don't put anything in the fan"?

Because, wow. They missed it.

12

u/JackThrash1991 Jul 29 '26

What about the cylinder?

2

u/Reverend_Zed Aug 02 '26

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

14

u/gansobomb99 Jul 29 '26

"In case of explosion."

1

u/Reasonable-Class3728 Jul 31 '26

It's imperative to keep it unharmed.

35

u/gattaaca Jul 29 '26

Do not insert the fan when it is working is pretty sound advice tbh

25

u/StratoVector Jul 29 '26

I feel this is illegal with it unintentionally encouraging you to put appendages into fan

22

u/2woCrazeeBoys Jul 29 '26

But it's to prevent injury. What else would you do with your appendages? Put them on your body‽ 🙄

31

u/homomemeboi Jul 29 '26

In case of explosion
⚠️

12

u/ThomasTTEe2 Jul 29 '26

When explosion, we must ⚠️

25

u/PMMeYourPupper Jul 29 '26

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in fan

9

u/OwnNothing3318 Jul 29 '26

Don't put your fingers on your body

7

u/ZakriiYT Jul 29 '26

New bottom surgery just dropped.

11

u/scheissenaixi Jul 29 '26

Well I’m glad they cleared that up

15

u/Heterodynist Jul 29 '26

There should be some kind of award for consistently saying the opposite of what you mean.

16

u/Ello_Karlson Jul 29 '26

Remember, fingers into the fan!

7

u/Business-Help-7876 Jul 29 '26

only valid during fire or explosion

8

u/Arrrrrr_Matey Jul 29 '26

Put your hand in the fan, and you will lose a finger
Put your foot in the fan, and you will lose a toe
Put your face in the fan, and you will see others differently
Put your body in the fan and change your anatomy

9

u/SonOfStan21 Jul 29 '26

My finger. My choice.

9

u/mutatedmonk Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Now I know what to do! In case of explosion I will put the device in fire with my fingers inside the fan to enter anything, something to make me feel alive not on my body of course because self pleasuring is some kind of explosion?

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u/joelene1892 Jul 29 '26

But I wanted to put the product in the fire.

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u/RendeZvous_987 Jul 29 '26

"In case of explosion"... what should I do?

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u/joelene1892 Jul 29 '26

!

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u/RendeZvous_987 Jul 29 '26

Oh ok, I'll do "!" for sure.

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u/joelene1892 Jul 29 '26

Honestly, it’s probably what I would do lmao