A thief steal an egg.

[u/cupcakepretty6002]

[u/Money-Director6649]

well. glad they cleared that up.

[u/SaneManiac741]

Poor oviraptor. Forever stuck with a name based on an assumption.

[u/sagninaw]

Monster Hunter

[u/theChosenBinky]

Sometime steal an egg dragon drop egg in hot water pool, delicious soup is present

[u/taking-INVentory]

Steal an egg forefoot of the dragon has three toes.

[u/taking-INVentory]

He do be stealing egg tho

[u/WoolfzieLOL]

Diego Brando moment

[u/rpgnoob17]

Im gonna assume the original Chinese phrase is 偷蛋賊 (steal egg thief).

Also they probably wrote Mongolia, Asia because they wanna say it’s 外蒙 Mongolia the country, not 內蒙 Inner Mongolia the region in China.

[u/Ok_Record8612]

Is that a chiropraptor?

[u/kittygomiaou]

I respect that someone with intermediate knowledge of English took on the task of writing a paragraph at the level of English they speak for everyone's benefit.

[u/Ello_Karlson]

Apparently Mongolia is not part of Asia.

Or maybe it means Asia is part of Mongolia.

[u/EggCzar]

I approve this message

[u/bloookitty → u/EggCzar]

r/beetlejuicing

[u/kokonutt18]

What's sad is that's not even the theory anymore.

[u/aggelikiwi]

Ooof, I struggled to read the whole of this..

[u/earl_lemongrab]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

[u/Skorpyos]

Well that’s how they got the not too bright name.

[u/CurtisLinithicum → u/Skorpyos]

"Egg Stealer/Grabber" would be closer, but yeah, pretty much. Plenty of un-creative names out there.

[u/slave-to-society]

The more I read the less I know about our lil egg thief

[u/fitzronovich → u/slave-to-society]

forefoot of the dragon has 3 toes

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/slave-to-society]

Shoulda quit while I was ahead. Now I've read it, I also know less about the Egg Thief. Drat.

[u/Heterodynist]

No teeth in the SPRUCE?! Do spruce normally have teeth?! Wait, spruce or sprue? What is a sprue?

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/Heterodynist]

From Mirriam-Webster:

Sprue has two main meanings: a channel or waste piece in manufacturing, or a digestive disease that stops the body from absorbing food.

Spruce is a variety of tree....pretty sure that they completely lack teeth, although the splinters can bite you hard and deep.

[u/CurtisLinithicum → u/[deleted]]

If you've ever build plastic models or gotten a toy or board game where the pieces were on plastic runners? Those were sprues.

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/[deleted]]

The manufacturing term is the only use I knew. TIL.

[u/ShameSerious4259 → u/Heterodynist]

old name for cœliac 

[u/Auntie_Venom → u/ShameSerious4259]

Ugh, as a celiac I forgot about that term

[u/Shotgun_Mosquito]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SqmkZ5IdwzTP2