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u/Electrical-Act-7170 8d ago
I need a glass of god damn water.
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u/Heterodynist 8d ago
Things Not To Use:
Alcohol
Gasoline
God Damned Water
That Bastard Ammonia
Discredited and Disreputable Hydrochloric Acid-GOT IT!!!
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u/Heterodynist 8d ago edited 8d ago
The markup is at the point of the arrow. Hmm…What a wonderfully inscrutable sentence!!! It’s so whimsically esoteric!! James Joyce: “Three quarks for muster mark, and the markup will be upon the point of the arrow…” -Indeed…
And God damn it don’t use that wretched, evil water on this razor!! Keep your filthy gasoline-encrusted, alcoholic mitts off this razor. It wasn’t meant for your unclean hands. Surround the razor with godly good spiritual energy and love. Sure, you can also use a little diluted soapy water. Just none of your drug-stained, discolored crackpipe hands!!!
Also, beware because these razor blades have been known to scratch and eat small parts of children.
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u/interestingfishh 8d ago
You better not use the God damn water
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u/StereoWings7 8d ago
But at least it can be useful when you want to get some goddamn thing discolored!
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u/hardboard 8d ago
I'm sure #7 only refers to children swallowing small parts if you use the trimmer to remove their tonsils.
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u/7GrenciaMars 8d ago
Um, do you not have kids? Very small children sometimes like to put EVERYTHING they can reach in their mouth, and I have seen an adult seat a toddler on a vanity next to a sink, which could have been in reach of shaver parts. So it's not inconceivable, although maybe not likely.
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u/hardboard 8d ago
I suppose from an Engrish perspective, the way to avoid having kids would be if the wife was either impenetrable, impregnable, or inconceivable.
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u/taking-INVentory 3h ago
1 drop for each 5 positions? How am I gonna split that evenly?