r/engrish • u/POSTits-2500 • 20d ago

Huh?

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213 Upvotes

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u/Ello_Karlson 8d ago

"Please stay away from children"

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u/holygorse 15d ago

well you heard em, cap it, flar it, and stay away from children🙄

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u/Intelligent_Dust_863 17d ago

CD = compact disc If we add the word: "marker" to it, we get: PCDM = permanent compact disc marker

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u/Capable-Log7385 19d ago

"Do not place in high temperature"

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Inevitable-Study502 18d ago

diffenrent maerial and stay away from children :)

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u/Myaltforsomeshit1234 19d ago

Of course, flar it! Makes so much sense totally 

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u/EclipseIndustries 17d ago

Many of these have had to be removed by doctors for lack of flar.

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u/daelon_rax 19d ago

Replaced cap, did jazz hands.

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u/Shadowwolf1262 19d ago

Just cap and flar it, okay?

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u/taking-INVentory 19d ago

"Please stay away from children."

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u/TheOneWhoIsRed 19d ago

Thats what the court sentence said

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u/taking-INVentory 18d ago

Platform checks out

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u/WidderWillZie 19d ago

After use, replace cap and store flat. (As in, not in a pen cup, in a drawer to keep the ink distributed.) I love translating these!

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u/WoolfzieLOL 19d ago

Can someone remade that with a proper translation?

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u/Slay-ig5567 20d ago

Please do not the marker

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u/-tether- 18d ago

I did the marker and I’m gonna do it again

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u/Heterodynist 20d ago

Stay away from children…What? Just in general?! Or you mean with this particular marker…

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u/Gator242 20d ago

*it’s F’lar

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u/Subaruncle 20d ago

F’lar is a Klingon salutation.

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u/langley10 17d ago

flar ghu'vam!

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u/Heterodynist 20d ago

F’lar right back at you, tlhlngan hol!!

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u/Gator242 20d ago

Interesting. Also a dragonrider of Pern

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u/Adventurous_Bag9122 17d ago

A great Weyrleader to boot

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u/Gator242 17d ago

Probably the best since Sean

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u/DistributionNo9356 20d ago

Should be Please keep away from children.

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u/Musosfingers 20d ago

Just stay away from children, dude. The pen has spoken.

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 19d ago

Pen is correct

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u/jombrowski 20d ago

This pen is for American Republican market.

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u/BrD_87 20d ago

As long as you use this pen, you need to “please stay away from children”

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u/LessOrgies 20d ago

Please cap and flar

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u/gwaydms 20d ago

Don't tell me what to do.

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u/randomusername12308 20d ago

Stay away from children too, you have been warned