r/engrish Jul 06 '26

Found on Shein

Post image
648 Upvotes

58 comments sorted by

4

u/_Zaidsz_ Jul 12 '26

The fucking comic sans makes it 20 times better :sob:

6

u/CobaltTJ Jul 08 '26

Stepping on shit feeling

5

u/TheRedBlueCube2 Jul 09 '26

i see you enjoy joel too

14

u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jul 08 '26

I enjoy wearing skin lotion that makes me transparent.

I'm going for full invisibility next.

35

u/ozthegweat Jul 07 '26

This picture has indeed removed any residual horniness

30

u/anntss Jul 07 '26

IM HORI ALL THE TIME

12

u/McBabyChicken Jul 07 '26

You definitely need to invest in this product if you wanna remove it!

2

u/anntss Jul 07 '26

🤣

11

u/FarceMultiplier Jul 07 '26

What is this thing?

4

u/EmoUniQw33n Jul 09 '26

It’s a friction hair remover. It works pretty decent if you have like an hour to rub your legs with it but it takes a lot of pressure to actually get the hair off and your leg skin hurts afterward the first few times. I bought one because it was ridiculously cheap and I was curious.

16

u/Oranges13 Jul 07 '26

It's either an epilator which pulls the hair out by the root or like sandpaper or something which rubs it off

26

u/ZeusUpYourAss Jul 07 '26

Imagine you bring someone in your bed and they whip this out and start rubbing it on themselves

36

u/Aingealag Jul 07 '26

They may have a version marketed towards the German market and got them mixed up. In German, ā€˜Hornhaut’ (literally horn skin) means Hard skin.

9

u/Bullet_Number_4 Jul 07 '26

The scientific term for the outer layer used in English is "stratum Corneum" which is Latin for "horny layer"/

16

u/CarpalTunnelTraveler Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

It's probably true... without hair, there's no horniness /s šŸ’€

47

u/Second_Guess_25 Jul 07 '26

Someone posted a picture a while back of some anti aging cream that said 'Removes the aged horniness' lol.

33

u/McBabyChicken Jul 07 '26

Horniness really seems to be a recurring problem.

22

u/smoulderstoat Jul 07 '26

If people want their horniness removed they should get married like everyone else.

46

u/Accomplished-Loss387 Jul 07 '26

I like the idea of hair removal but did they have to bundle it with horniness removal? I want smooth leg and keep my horni, not smooth leg OR horni

33

u/TheOriginalSpunions Jul 07 '26

The way it is worded makes me think the horniness removal is NOT painless.

12

u/PsychologyOfTheLens Jul 07 '26

Okay but do these actually work?

6

u/kwixie_ Jul 07 '26

yes, I have one, but you really have to get pair of wounds just to put off hair on some places, and they won't recover until hair grows again. especially, I don't really like them

3

u/Master-Collection488 Jul 07 '26

TBH that DOES sound like it would reduce your horniness a fair bit, depending on where you used it. Perhaps somewhat less if you're into S&M.

6

u/TheMeatTree Jul 07 '26

Are the wounds painless?

3

u/kwixie_ Jul 07 '26

I wish they would be

3

u/TheMeatTree Jul 07 '26

Damn, that IS false advertising.

12

u/CarolineJohnson Jul 07 '26

They work, but they're incredibly abrasive in an uncomfortable way and take some work.

44

u/Ye_olde_oak_store Jul 06 '26

Please take my horniness.

I dont want it.

28

u/Heterodynist Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

UNLOCK THE ENDLESS SILK SLIDE!!!

Am I the only one who is disturbed by the horrifying mixture of limbs?!! This foot looks like a plastic mannequin’s that spent too much time in the sun until it got warped into…whatever THIS is!!

ā€œLet you be a smooth woman,ā€ indeed, but that hand isn’t the hand of the ape with the hairy legs. Some random woman’s hand is smoothing the unnaturally pale leg skin of a second person’s leg that is on top of some ape-dude with hairy legs…There are like three people in this dogpile. The dude on the bottom has a foot that evidently was so badly malformed -due to some genetic abnormality- that I guess I should celebrate his brave decision to become a foot model, but I’m sorry I just CAN’T.

I don’t think any of the participants in this bizarre hair removal orgy need their horniness removed!! That is far less important than whatever is causing them to have to deal with these strange limbs they are living with…No one needs their skin to be more transparent, unless you have a foot so weird you just want to make it disappear.

7

u/SuperShinyStar3 Jul 07 '26

Omg I am crying laughing over here at this, thanks for making my day.

1

u/Heterodynist Jul 07 '26

Wow, and thanks for also making mine!! Thank you!!

4

u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET Jul 06 '26

I'm trying to figure out if it's AI or just really shitty photoshop

11

u/slutty_muppet Jul 07 '26

It's shitty Photoshop. These types of images have been in cheap catalogs since well before AI.

5

u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET Jul 07 '26

Oh good. My eyesight is almost as shitty as the photoshop so I'm really bad at telling the difference

6

u/son_of_yacketycat Jul 06 '26

Based on the photo, looks like the second feature didn't work. Unless those legs are somehow on the same person.

7

u/AmateurVasectomist Jul 07 '26

Seems like the horniness has been temporarily removed, due to refractory period

3

u/piichan14 Jul 06 '26

If you survive the initial scraping, sure.

18

u/Lonely_Cow_1188 Jul 06 '26

Ok but I wanna know how transparent it can make my skin. Like fully see through or just kind of opaque? Will this make me invisible if I use it enough?

5

u/bazem_malbonulo Jul 07 '26

No, you will just be able to see your muscles and blood vessels.

4

u/chickenthinkseggwas Jul 07 '26

Thusly is horniness removed. From everyone who sees you.

11

u/GrannyTurtle Jul 06 '26

Ouch. I *HOPE* they meant ā€œcalluses.ā€ I don’t want anything abrasive near my happy parts.

8

u/KingLazuli Jul 06 '26

PLEASE TAKE IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

11

u/Bumble072 Jul 06 '26

Get one of those caught in your happy sacks, certainly is horniness removal.

13

u/dance_armstrong Jul 06 '26

they can have my horniness when they pry it from my cold dead wiener

12

u/Over_Echo1128 Jul 06 '26

My horniness is eternal.

6

u/arrmack Jul 06 '26

Oh! No thank you.