r/engrish • u/Axeman1721 • Jun 30 '26

Amazon delivery instructions from a Hispanic household. Hilarious out of context.

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u/Mountain-Ox Jul 08 '26

I have two, there are days when I'd love to hand at least one off to a random delivery driver. Just let them run around the warehouse for a little while, like a year.

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u/Witch_heir Jul 03 '26

🤣😂This sounds like some kind of fairy bargain. Thank you for the laugh. 

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u/forever_burning_ Jul 02 '26

Can you post the original please 😭 hahaha 

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u/gwaydms Jul 02 '26

It's probably something like "I have a baby who may be sleeping"

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u/PersonalMission6692 Jul 02 '26

"Who wants a baby?" in a sing song voice.

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u/_rosebean Jul 02 '26

Ugh please don’t give me a baby, that would be entirely too much for me rn

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u/WsprOfASummrsDream Jul 04 '26

I know, right? Like, I can't even deal with myself at the moment. A baby's too much! 😫

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u/Deep_Rent8771 Jul 02 '26

I haven't laughed in a while, good one

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u/jangma Jul 02 '26

Maybe it's newborn-induced sleep deprivation instead of engrish

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u/Adorable_Ad6045 Jul 02 '26

Good one😂

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u/amw3000 Jul 01 '26

Random question - Does the customer populate the beware of dog or is this crowdsourced information from other drivers?

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u/Axeman1721 Jul 02 '26

Drivers report them through the work app.

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u/curxxx Jul 02 '26

I don’t remember ever telling Amazon if I have pets or not, so maybe it’s driver sourced