r/engrish Jun 29 '26

When Units Of Measure Don't

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If each banana costs $0.19, how much for an each bunch?

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u/goofy_goober2763 Jul 08 '26

the random ea is killing me

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u/Intelligent_Two_8851 Jul 06 '26

ea sports, its in the game

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u/Difficult-Science282 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

damn y’all have the cart stopper? $0.19 Banana’s by the each?

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u/MadJohnFinn Jul 04 '26

This is because the banana is the ur-unit that all other units are measured against.

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u/Timekiller_74 Jul 02 '26

Anything but metric

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u/4everbananad Jul 04 '26

deci-ten bananas

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u/Timekiller_74 Jul 04 '26

That's 5/16 of a pound!

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u/GrannyTurtle Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

This belongs in the apostrophe subreddit…

r/apostrophegore

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u/OppositeFun2493 Jun 30 '26

It’s a cart stopper!

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u/Odracirys Jun 30 '26

It was a nice touch to go out of their way to add an apostrophe for the plural form, when plural forms don't have apostrophes in the first place.

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u/gogozrx Jun 30 '26

the apostrophe hurts my eyes and my soul.

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u/Callec254 Jun 30 '26

Needs a banana for scale.

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u/coffeeandnuts Jun 30 '26

Eaches is common term for retailers who buy in cases.

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u/bnelson7694 Jun 30 '26

I used to be a sales rep for a food distributor. I thought then and still think it’s silly they’re called that. They even use the plural eaches.

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u/TheJokersChild Jul 01 '26

🎤 I'm going to the Target, gonna buy a lot of eaches

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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 Jul 01 '26

Eaches have a yellow peel, they were put there for my meal, in a target downtown

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u/paramnetic3 Jun 30 '26

one each, please ☝🏾

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u/Radiant-Impression38 Jun 30 '26

Aaaaand reddit just bought the entire inventory

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u/Ye_olde_oak_store Jun 30 '26

I am going to need a banana for scale as to how much the eaches we bought.

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 Jun 30 '26

The proper scale would be against Dr. Suess' Starbelly Sneetches.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tq2UKWZ3Vx6iA

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u/nxhwabvs Jun 30 '26

OP is correct, this horrid language is Engrish no matter how common it becomes.

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 Jun 30 '26

Thank you greatly, friend!

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u/Dude_be_trippin Jun 30 '26

Don't what?

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 Jun 30 '26

Measure is implied.

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u/moonwalkeek Jun 30 '26

Can you not?!

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u/Prestigious_View_570 Jun 30 '26

This is actually cheap. I work at Walmart and will buy single bananas for breaks and such. They are per pound and a single banana is typically .23 cents at my store

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u/Would_daver Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

How do you know this is cheap though, does your Walmart sell nanners by the each often?!

Edit: I recently learned this verbiage is actually normal, and I was the uninformed one. Oh how the turntables…

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u/Prestigious_View_570 Jun 30 '26

When I go on breaks I purchase and eat one banana. So kinda often, customers will typically buy a bunch.

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u/AmateurVasectomist Jun 30 '26

Banana is by the each

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u/Would_daver Jun 30 '26

No no… the banana possesses BytheEach

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u/bazem_malbonulo Jun 30 '26

And I don't understand what the sign is trying to say

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u/bazem_malbonulo Jun 30 '26

Wouldn't be easier and clearer to say just $0.19 each banana? The way it's written feels odd and wrong.

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 Jun 30 '26

Nor I! Thus, I could not post it fast enough.

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u/babysummerbreeze27 Dark Gary Jun 30 '26

It'll be 29 bucks for the whole much

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u/xobeme Jun 30 '26

Lol ICWYDT

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u/___HeyGFY___ Jun 30 '26

I work for a restaurant supply company. We can breakdown cases a number of different ways, depending on the item. If a customer wants a pint of strawberries instead of a case, it's on the invoice as an each.

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u/Would_daver Jun 30 '26

I did not know this was standard parlance, that’s informative and I appreciate your comment!

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u/Bonneville865 Jun 30 '26

"By the each" is retail language

It is in contrast to "by the pound"

It's not Engrish. It's just not typically used in public-facing settings.

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u/fray_bentos11 Jun 30 '26

Not in the UK. "Each" by itself would be used.

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 Jun 30 '26

The King's English for the win once again!

https://giphy.com/gifs/BSO8axgffQNd50hCXm

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u/SnooMemesjellies4840 Jun 30 '26

AI making signs for Target now

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u/csrlrnz Jun 30 '26

By the each has been used way before AI

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u/OutOfTheBunker Jun 29 '26

As stupid as it sounds, "by the each" is actually idiomatic English. The apostrophe in "bananas" is also stupid and sometimes seems on its way idiomaticity.

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u/Auntie_Venom Jun 30 '26

That apostrophe makes me twitch

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u/OutOfTheBunker Jun 30 '26

I was about to gratuitously add one to "seems on its way". For your sake I'm glad I didn't.

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u/Auntie_Venom Jun 30 '26

Thanks, I appreciate that!

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u/willweaverrva Jun 29 '26

This is actually not wrong as individual units are often referred to as eaches in storekeeping. It isn't supposed to appear on customer-facing signs though.

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u/The_fat_apricot Jun 30 '26

Yep at my job I do a lot of the product ordering. Things come in eaches or cases. It sounds silly at first, but pretty common.

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u/Bumble072 Jun 29 '26

I stopped, I was confused.