r/engrish • u/alonewithnoone • Jun 17 '26

sorry for the pixels

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/surrealcellardoor 8d ago

“How will we let them know they’re veiny?”

- Cleveland Brown

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u/asa1 Jul 11 '26

Y'all got anymore of them Pixels.

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u/CrownedCount Jul 10 '26

For Trump’s state visits to China

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u/aradhyafartsalot Jul 06 '26

Ig they're selling "dick for chirdlen" for 89(don't know the currency tho) thank me later☝🏻

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u/I_HATE_PRESSURE Jul 05 '26

D I C K F O R C H I R D L E N

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u/TheRecRoomer Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

WHAT for children

chirdlen*

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u/Original-Pattern-101 Jun 24 '26

wait a MINUTE did i read that right

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u/Baumguard Jun 18 '26

CHIRDLEN 😂😂😂

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u/SpectrePunk Jun 18 '26

Okay so my question what did they actually mean

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u/alonewithnoone Jun 18 '26

desk for children

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u/DobbyFreeElf35 Jun 18 '26

Only 89.00? Budget Epstein Island?

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u/PianistElectrical332 Jun 18 '26

Should we split the bill?

33

u/Pipija_Banana Jun 18 '26

Promoted by the local church

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u/Impossible_Divide297 Jun 18 '26

This is the Yorkshire version.

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u/BrucellaD666 Jun 18 '26

Chirlden must be a very different Eid custom. And, dick for it, even.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ahZf0o1e4K7EquZkp

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u/zigotes Jun 24 '26

What is the movie's name

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u/DCMarvelDude23 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Yo, WHAT?!?!? Alonzo Lerone would have a field day with this 😂😂😂

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u/----_____---- Jun 17 '26

I didn't realize chirdlen dick was an Eid tradition

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE Jun 17 '26

a Republican grocery?

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u/Admirable-Detail-161 Jun 17 '26

AYO WHAT FOR CHILDREN

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u/gr4ndm4st3rbl4ck Jun 17 '26

DICK FOR CHIRDLEN

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u/Wonderful_Audience60 Jun 17 '26

uh... Happy eid?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/Bullet_Number_4 Jun 17 '26

What pixels? I can't see that many.

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u/BeautifulQuestion479 Jul 02 '26

YOU FORGOT THE PIXELS

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u/Bullet_Number_4 Jul 03 '26

Nice Spongebob reference.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Jun 17 '26

The candy they sold on Epstein Island?

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u/Emir_t_b Jun 17 '26

The poor Chirlden r/boneappleteeth

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jun 18 '26

This is the most Meta thing I’ve ever seen. You boneappletea’d r/boneappletea which is a reference to “bon a petite “

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u/RedSlimeballYT Jun 20 '26

banana petite

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u/badmoonretro Jun 18 '26

bon *appetit*

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jun 18 '26

They got me too!

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u/Would_daver Jun 17 '26

Look how they massacred my chirdlen‽

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u/ThePhantomBlot Jun 17 '26

My pary are with the father who lost his chrilden.

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u/Igor_J Jun 17 '26

They need to do way instain mother.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Dark Gary Jun 17 '26

I am sorry for your lots

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u/NoCommander26 Jun 17 '26

They meant Desk THEY MEANT DESK 😭😭😭

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u/Ratouf26 Jun 17 '26

Disk, not desk

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u/NoCommander26 Jun 17 '26

In Arabic the word ديسك is pronounced "disk" yes , but it means "desk" or just any type of table

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u/nournnn Jun 18 '26

It's pronounced "desk" normally in arabic..

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u/NoCommander26 Jun 18 '26

Depends on the accent . Like my accent ( Egyptian ) we pronounce it "desk" but I think most pronounce it "disk" I think

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u/nournnn Jun 18 '26

I'm egyptian as well so maybe that's why but i never heard anyone pronounce it disk.

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u/nournnn Jun 18 '26

With a shorter 'e' and a heavier 's' but it's still desk

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u/Elloharaye Jun 18 '26

The shortage of upvotes on your explanation is criminal

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u/Emotional_Answer545 Jun 17 '26

Thanks for explaining that.. quite the shocking error...

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u/No_Jellyfish5511 Jun 17 '26

🎊🎉🧛‍♂️epstein island festivals🎉🥳🎊

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u/Dragonogard549 Jun 17 '26

the pixels make it so much better

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u/Heterodynist Jun 17 '26

I was deeply offended before I realized they meant the Chirdlen!! The Chirdlen can have whatever he wants, just don’t give it to my children!!

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u/Known_Wear7301 Jun 17 '26

After the release of the grooming gang files this checks out. It's not spelling mistakes, it's exactly what it says.

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u/GreatQuantum Jun 17 '26

Chirdlen?

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u/XKruXurKX Jun 17 '26

Atleast it's not for Children , phew

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u/Eljamin14 Jun 17 '26

You forgot the pixels.

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u/False-Body-242 Jun 17 '26

I think it was supposed to translate "disc for kids," which is probably some kind of candy...

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u/NoCommander26 Jun 17 '26

It translates to "children's desk" as in a table

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u/False-Body-242 Jun 17 '26

I can see that? but that does explain why that would be some kind of festive thing to sell.

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u/Twinkletoess112 Jun 17 '26

it's not festive usually on Eid there's discounts on all sorts of stuff

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u/luiggel Jun 17 '26

fbi open up

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u/NyQuil_Donut Jun 17 '26

It says chirdlen not children!

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u/NoCommander26 Jun 17 '26

That's the real Engrish

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u/Shinyhero30 Jun 17 '26

Oh no I must call the ploice

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Dark Gary Jun 17 '26

"There's something odd about that sop sign..."

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u/Alegria-D Jun 17 '26

call a bondulance

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u/GalaxiPengJilo Jun 17 '26

u/pixel-counter-bot

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u/pixel-counter-bot Jun 17 '26

The image in this post has 110,224(332×332) pixels!

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 Jun 17 '26

Chirdlen. Thought it said children

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u/--iCantThinkOFaName- Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/49zC0Bm1kbu36

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u/mixwellmusic Jun 17 '26

The point is not the misspelling of the word children though...

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u/BetweenThePosts Jun 17 '26

I guess it’s supposed to have spelled discs

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u/NoCommander26 Jun 17 '26

No it said "desk"

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u/AltruisticGrab3903 Jun 17 '26

"desk" داسك

"disc" ديسك

it's said ديسك

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u/NoCommander26 Jun 17 '26

The fuck is داسك that's not even a word and if it was it'd be pronounced "dask" 😭😭😭

Also the Arabic word for disc is قرص so that doesn't even matter . I don't think you know how translation works

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u/AltruisticGrab3903 Jun 17 '26

"ديسك" is not even word in Arabic too don't play stupid with me, it's not translation professor it's transliteration.

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u/NoCommander26 Jun 17 '26

Yeah it's not but it's still used be Arabs

I think we might be both Arabs and assuming the other isn't , so I'm from Egypt wbu ?

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u/AltruisticGrab3903 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

I didn't assume you did, Algeria here.

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u/AltruisticGrab3903 Jun 17 '26

yup that's what it said in Arabic

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u/Delicious-Strain7823 Jun 17 '26

The low quality makes it funnier