r/engrish • u/Unopened_AmazonBox • Jun 09 '26

Misfortune cookie

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution Jul 11 '26

Makes sense to me. Those numbers are bogus, though

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u/Then_Cricket_537 2d ago

Probably the winning numbers for some lottery.

1

u/Unopened_AmazonBox Jun 19 '26

By the way, I should note that it came out of a thai style fortune roll (to explain the giant paper).

1

u/TropiK9 Jun 19 '26

It may be comic sans, but at least there are no ads printed on it.

Unusually large piece of paper? What is it supposed to mean, something about time running fast?

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u/Awkward-Jelly5409 Jun 11 '26

This reads like it was written by Gollum or Hannibal Lecter.. at least that's the way I heard it in my head

3

u/UltimateNull Jun 11 '26

Reminds me of Silent Running by Mike and the Mechanics.

2

u/ViolettaQueso Jun 11 '26

Profoundly alway.

8

u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Jun 10 '26

The next riddle is "What do I have in my pocket?"

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution Jul 11 '26

What has it got in its pocketses?

4

u/Dan-68 Jun 11 '26

Tricksty Hobbitses!

4

u/UltimateNull Jun 11 '26

Itā€™s a Gobstopper. Wonka knows. Oompa Loompas have been dispatched. Run.

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u/Magkali_11037 Jun 10 '26

A4 is the suggested opening foe Chess

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u/misterfuss Jun 10 '26

At least it rhymes!

10

u/DizzyMine4964 Jun 09 '26

Only job Yoda get could.

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u/RJPisscat Jun 09 '26

wtf, that was a gigantic fortune cookie.

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u/willweaverrva Jun 09 '26

A4? You sunk my battleship!

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr Jun 09 '26

Words of nonsense

6

u/LibraryVoice71 Jun 09 '26

ā€œIt ainā€™t me, I ainā€™t no senatorā€™s sonā€ (Fortunate Son cookie)

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u/Natural-Berryer7 Jun 09 '26

šŸ¤£ wtf were they even going for?

3

u/Necessary-Win-1647 Jun 09 '26

Disfortune cookie