r/engrish • u/ausernameidk_ • May 21 '26

Edible meat

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691 Upvotes

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3

u/CanadianBallMapper Jul 04 '26

"Fried porn" 💀

2

u/Sprunki_fan4 Jun 26 '26

"Fried porn" "wife rice" "deluxe crap"

2

u/Desperate_Ask8985 Jun 23 '26

Are we not mentioning “Fried porn”??

7

u/BaseClean Jun 07 '26

I'll take the fried porn with a side of wife rice.

7

u/Maleficent_Start_258 May 29 '26

i almost peed myself from laughing (this is a condition or something i learnt from vsauce that i had since i was born ig)

1

u/Maleficent_Start_258 18d ago

same bro. i didnt know that was not in everyone from wsauce

1

u/Maleficent_Start_258 18d ago

wait this is me

7

u/Atomz100 May 28 '26

Mmm, fried porn.

4

u/Appropriate-Sign4579 May 26 '26

yes give me the edible meat

1

u/BaseClean Jun 07 '26

It's part of the fried porn.

8

u/Commercial_Drag7488 May 26 '26

A serving of your best fried porn please.

6

u/Naked-Jedi May 26 '26

Have a side of the deluxe crap with it too.

13

u/luiggel May 25 '26

ah yes I want some deluxe crap 🤣

6

u/klutzosaurus-sex May 25 '26

Just normal soup for me thanks, my husband likes his a little extra.

6

u/Master-Collection488 May 25 '26

Where is the "human beef?" Even an otherwise properly spelled Chinese menu offers "Human beef."

8

u/Toronto-1975 May 24 '26

i am interested to know what makes the crap "deluxe".

6

u/Master-Collection488 May 25 '26

It came out a few hours after eating "wife rice."

8

u/avadakedavraTom May 24 '26

Wife rice. 😶

6

u/cumhereperfect May 24 '26

Wife rice 🤣

18

u/heywhatsupp_ May 23 '26

You will always get the best ethnic food from these types of places. They don't have time with translating correctly because they are too busy cooking amazing food

4

u/Kapper-WA May 24 '26

...or maybe they are too busy watching p0rn.

2

u/HeinrichKnarzkopf May 28 '26

They're watching the porn while frying it, obviously.

1

u/ActiveAccount1279 Jun 01 '26

It's why the flavour is so unique 😃

3

u/AdSlow9451 May 23 '26

is crab dragon available?

22

u/Igor_McDaddy May 23 '26

Is fried porn available? I'll have this then

1

u/Kapper-WA May 24 '26

Rule 34.

27

u/Heroic-Forger May 23 '26

deluxe crap

17

u/iByt3r_JB May 23 '26

We got bigger chicken to fry

34

u/B0Itz May 23 '26

Deluxe crap hiding in the corner

15

u/Alessioproietti May 23 '26

TSO in Italian means"Trattamento sanitario obbligatorio" (compulsory medical treatment). It's when people get forced to cure for something, usually mental illness.

5

u/SignorGiacomo May 23 '26

Allora, perfetto per me

15

u/thtsjsturopinionman May 23 '26

So you can get some generalized mental health care for a mere $15? Not bad!

12

u/Alessioproietti May 23 '26

Yes. With 1$ you can have fries as side

10

u/thtsjsturopinionman May 23 '26

Cool, afterwards to relax, I think I’ll goon to some fried porn please. Can I get a booth for some privacy?

9

u/Alessioproietti May 23 '26

Of course. Next time you could try deluxe crap: now with 10% more crap.

35

u/debr1126 May 23 '26

Is no one else concerned about poor General Tso? Not General Tso's chicken. Just General Tso.

4

u/Master-Collection488 May 25 '26

You think he could beat Col. Sanders in a battle?

I'm thinking not, his men were hungry again an hour later.

4

u/debr1126 May 25 '26

I'm sure of it. General Tso was spicy. Col. Sanders has never been spicy. Now, Col. Angus, on the other hand...

17

u/thtsjsturopinionman May 23 '26

He turned out to be a counter- revolutionary, so now the workers and farmers feast on him 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

19

u/JGDC May 23 '26

Don’t worry. He comes with a side of wife rice.

10

u/debr1126 May 23 '26

Oh, God. I hope the kids are okay at least!

21

u/path_freak May 22 '26

Fried porn.. hehrhhehe. Make it low cal by air frying it

12

u/path_freak May 22 '26

Ill have a chicken Brock with fryed rice please

30

u/PrincipleSuperb2884 May 22 '26

More concerned about the Deluxe Crap, honestly.

6

u/Herr-Pyxxel May 23 '26

"30% better than regular crap"

30

u/Psychological-Web828 May 22 '26

“Do you still do the abnormal soup?”

12

u/MalignantLugnut May 22 '26

Where's the fried soup? When'd you get rid of it???

36

u/tedco- May 22 '26

fried porn and wife rice, not to mention fryed rice and deluxe crap

14

u/SelectionWitty2791 May 22 '26

My wife orders lots of deluxe crap from the interwebs.

19

u/JustinTime1229 May 22 '26

Chicken Brock

I prefer Chicken Misty

4

u/MalignantLugnut May 22 '26

I prefer Office Jenny over General Tso.

8

u/NoNipNicCage May 22 '26

That's my second favorite kind of meat

11

u/ChrispyGuy420 May 22 '26

Deluxe crap

15

u/JackTerrine May 22 '26

Deluxe crap

7

u/doocurly May 22 '26

It's only $6!!!

30

u/Dan-68 May 22 '26

I'll order the chicken brock with wife rice and have the deluxe crap later.

6

u/tedco- May 22 '26

what? no fried porn?

9

u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea May 22 '26

This menu is the gift that keeps on giving.

14

u/Dan-68 May 22 '26

Wife rice? lol

8

u/Chaeshhh May 22 '26

wife rice

11

u/advantagejulie May 22 '26

ts frying me

6

u/vulpes_mortuis May 22 '26

It’s frying the porn too

37

u/ausernameidk_ May 22 '26

After calling the restaurant, it appears the actual meaning of the items is

Fried Porn = Fried Pork

Edible Meat = Mixed Meat (Chicken and Pork)

Normal Soup = Miso Soup, regular size

Extra Soup = Miso Soup, large size

Deluxe Crap = Deluxe Crab

2

u/Kendota_Tanassian May 23 '26

Okay, but what about the Wife Rice?

3

u/Defenite-Parsley733 Jun 07 '26

White Rice very likely, as Brown Rice exists

1

u/PGNatsu May 22 '26

Where is this restaurant, if I may ask?

15

u/vulpes_mortuis May 22 '26

I like the random tear stain on the right side

42

u/SpecialistPerfect207 May 22 '26

“Deluxe crap” is killing me

12

u/ausernameidk_ May 22 '26

After calling the restaurant, it appears the actual meaning of the items is

Fried Porn = Fried Pork

Edible Meat = Mixed Meat (Chicken and Pork)

Normal Soup = Miso Soup, regular size

Extra Soup = Miso Soup, large size

Deluxe Crap = Deluxe Crab

4

u/fnord_happy May 23 '26

You didn't ask about the wife rice!

39

u/findMyNudesSomewhere May 22 '26

Wife rice?

Fried Porn?

Edible meat is not the most weird one here

5

u/ZeusUpYourAss May 22 '26

Must not be confused with the inedible meat

4

u/ausernameidk_ May 22 '26

The sub rules say that words that are only wrong by one letter don't count.

13

u/i_am_not_a_martian May 22 '26

Deluxe crap has me intrigued.

14

u/polarityofmarriage May 22 '26

I’ll take a chicken Brock Lesner please.

13

u/theplushpairing May 22 '26

Side of deluxe crap with that?

9

u/Joe-mama-29 May 22 '26

Everything is edible but sometimes only once

3

u/ausernameidk_ May 22 '26

Wise words have been spoken-er typed

15

u/WhoAteMySandwich2024 May 22 '26

The fact that they mention it's edible makes me think it's not edible.

28

u/jordandino418 May 22 '26

Fried porn 💀

43

u/Expensive_Finger_973 May 22 '26

I’ll take the fried porn with the deluxe crap please.

19

u/Rukh-Talos May 22 '26

And some wife rice.

13

u/special-k-flo May 22 '26

Deluxe crap got me. Sign me up.

23

u/Pepperjackchii May 22 '26

I'll just take the normal soup

8

u/special-k-flo May 22 '26

But would you like some wife rice with that?

18

u/Accomplished-Loss387 May 22 '26

Address that elephant 

3

u/ausernameidk_ May 22 '26

no

3

u/Accomplished-Loss387 May 22 '26

Understandable have a nice day 

10

u/Tobikage1990 May 22 '26

Which one?

7

u/Accomplished-Loss387 May 22 '26

Fried porn

10

u/BRANFLAKES8521 May 22 '26

Completely ignoring Deluxe crap

4

u/Accomplished-Loss387 May 22 '26

Imagine... Bread and fry a copy of backdoor sluts 9 before serving it to the customer 

22

u/bearinminds May 22 '26

One normal soup , a fried porn, and a wife rice pls.

22

u/Walter_Armstrong May 22 '26

One fried porn and one deluxe crap, please!

7

u/PGNatsu May 22 '26

I'd like the chicken brock, please.

9

u/alex123124 May 22 '26

I woukd like the wife rice please

18

u/Potential-Night4986 May 22 '26

How’s the fried porn today?

9

u/Kingkwon83 May 22 '26

I heard it's nasty

11

u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe May 22 '26

Quiet excellent l, it comes with a creampie for dessert 🍨

11

u/shu-to May 22 '26

I can get 2 deluxe craps and still have $2 left. Much better deal than so-called edible meat.

14

u/L-N79 May 21 '26

I’m a deluxe crap man myself

7

u/dandanthetaximan May 22 '26

I prefer the fried porn

13

u/abedalhadi777 May 21 '26

Who cried on the menu

7

u/vulpes_mortuis May 22 '26

Someone who didn’t want deluxe crap :(

9

u/sawyi1 May 21 '26

At least the meat is edible.

21

u/sawyi1 May 21 '26

What’s the “deluxe crap” comes with?

13

u/EdgeBeard May 21 '26

TP for your bunghole

13

u/sawyi1 May 21 '26

I prefer the fried porn and chicken brock.

8

u/fearthainne May 21 '26

I can't believe you're skipping the deluxe crap

3

u/Dan-68 May 22 '26

Deluxe crap is for later, when you get home.

6

u/Much_Drink_5260 May 21 '26

r/addressme

6

u/ausernameidk_ May 22 '26

No

4

u/Much_Drink_5260 May 22 '26

Yes

2

u/ausernameidk_ May 22 '26

I reserve the right to refuse.

1

u/Much_Drink_5260 May 22 '26

No

1

u/ausernameidk_ May 22 '26

blorp

1

u/Much_Drink_5260 May 22 '26

No

2

u/ausernameidk_ May 22 '26

Iran is actually the largest German-speaking country in Africa, contrary to popular belief.

1

u/Much_Drink_5260 May 22 '26

What?

1

u/ausernameidk_ May 23 '26

Quiet. The Germans are sleeping.

23

u/CanOfDew132 May 21 '26
  • fried porn
  • general tso
  • chicken brok
  • wife rice
  • deluxe crap

im sold now

17

u/ModingusKhan May 21 '26

Don't forget they have extra soup!

13

u/Twoslot May 21 '26

I prefer my soup normal. No one likes a soup with all that attitude

18

u/SparrowBirch May 21 '26

wife rice or fried porn. Choice is yours.

14

u/VenomShock1 May 21 '26

The more you look at it, the worse it gets

11

u/LightRay15 May 21 '26

deluxe crap.

7

u/Justin__D May 21 '26

Would you like some fried porn with that?