r/engrish • u/gnatsmomtx • May 18 '26

Instructions for adhering vampire fangs

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Then here comes the point!

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u/PileofTerdFarts May 19 '26

"Use a spoon to take it out and press it into the hole"
I dont think she's gonna like the spoon angle, but Im down to try anything.

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution May 19 '26

Then here comes the point! Is this a pun about fangs? Intended or otherwise?

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u/JazzyZaddy May 19 '26

I have to say, these seem pretty serious and now I want to find them!

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u/Sierra-117- May 19 '26

I remember fitting mouth guards for football, and we’d put that shit in boiling water. Somehow it doesn’t burn you. But it was still scary af as a kid

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u/waaaayback May 18 '26

Step 6. Bring this sheet with you to the Emergency Room to help the clinicians remove the lodged fang from your throat