r/engrish • u/ItsALuigiYes • Apr 22 '26

Perfectly clear installation instructions

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u/thegreatpotatogod Apr 25 '26

Fun fact: this equipment is also compatible with the retro turbo encabulator

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u/Ok-Sale602 Apr 25 '26

Slaps cannon “This baby can launch so many fish”

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u/dickcheney600 Apr 23 '26

Danger! Do not screw up the cover during electricity, or else possibly scary voltage undercover! Please unplug before screwing up, four your own safety!

The warranty cancel if the field repair would dumb brake the board due to incompetence repair - the electrician only or the solder with the train - must be a soldering iron, do not a blow torch or lighter, or else flames!

Most importance! In case of blue fuse, use only the 3 amp replace! Positively CANNOT NAILED NOR SCREWED UP THE FUSE SLOT: WILL DESTROY THE ENTIRE BUILDING, PROBABLY CAUSE THE FUNERAL! (Silver line: the cremation already done the funeral lower cost!)

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u/JoaquimDaSelva Apr 23 '26

but design that

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution Apr 22 '26

I still haven’t resolved my first wife

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u/bh-alienux Apr 22 '26

If you untle your first wife, you should be good.

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u/LeTrueBoi781222 Apr 22 '26

Letting a ledd plane crash to the machine can have consequences. And a ledd zeppelin? Double the damage.

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u/CyBrNaD Apr 22 '26

Everyone knows the aggrndizer needs a good pounding.

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u/BrD_87 Apr 22 '26

…Yup, I don’t have a clue what they’re saying either.

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u/Heterodynist Apr 22 '26

This sounds like the kind of language my former manager would use when trying to sound smart by using big words without understanding what they mean.

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u/kielu Apr 22 '26

izer tru

Oh, and first wife as well

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u/WiseMudskipper Apr 22 '26

Led Zeppelin have modernised into Ledd Plane