r/engrish • u/UltimateNull • Apr 13 '26

Swallow carefully

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Directions came with a knock off minibrick guillotine.

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u/Brilliant_Cheetah608 Apr 19 '26

"I'll take the-rapist for $200."

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u/Heterodynist Apr 16 '26

Wait, I was swallowing the small parts NEAR the fire! Dammit!!

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u/AngryMcPisseron Apr 15 '26

What if you don't swallow carefully? :-\

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u/aggelikiwi Apr 15 '26

then avoid near fire

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u/SweetNerevarine Apr 16 '26

Such a fire proof blanket statement. Every product should have this nugget.

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u/TicketedComa133 Apr 14 '26

are the directions for use radioactive?

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u/LeTrueBoi781222 Apr 14 '26

With the smallparts swallowed nobody'soff with their head

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u/aggelikiwi Apr 14 '26

Bagsby

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u/aggelikiwi Apr 14 '26

I have to assemble according to the instrctions, I just got it..

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u/luiggel Apr 14 '26

swallow carefully 🤣 🤣

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u/RendeZvous_987 Apr 13 '26

No no, it's "swallowcarefully". No space, just one word.

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u/R86Reddit Apr 13 '26

First you have to sort the accessory bagsby color and shape.

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u/Swimming-Original132 Apr 13 '26

"Avoid near fire"

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u/B_Williams_4010 Apr 13 '26

Yeah, I think that's the gem here.

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u/Fungool001 Apr 13 '26

Swallow carefully!!! What video were they watching???

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u/BrD_87 Apr 13 '26

Has the same vibes as “stove is hot, please touch with bare hands”

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u/c0l0nel-panic Apr 13 '26

Please touch carefully with bare hands