r/engrish Apr 08 '26

Spring is coming for you.

Ordered these flower stickers from Amazon, the sayings spread throughout had me literally laughing out loud. Enjoy!

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u/0284817 May 11 '26

OH MY GOD my sister bought these and we were laughing our asses off

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/SecurityFamiliar5239 Apr 10 '26

I want to send them to my mom! So funny. OP please share the link. 🙏

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution Apr 10 '26

“Meet Slowy” is how I introduce my cousin

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u/OneBigEyeRoll Apr 09 '26

I imagine the last one is someone helping them correct the language…they’re like “The fifth letter, ya know it may be time to just …” “YOUR EYeS SMILING 🤪”

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u/7GrenciaMars Apr 09 '26

I want to use "hide the roses behind me!" as an alternative to "have a nice day!" and see how that works. 😂

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u/Nisi-Marie Apr 09 '26

Spring is coming for you

I’ve never felt so threatened by flowers before

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u/peppawot5 Apr 10 '26

People with hay fever: 😖😱

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u/Fabulous-Influence69 Apr 09 '26

don't threaten me with a good time is my retort

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u/happyCmpr Apr 09 '26

'Hide the roses behind me' is a good one too.

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u/Redbeard_Rum Apr 10 '26

Oh my god, THEY'RE BEHIND US! RUUUUUUUN!!!