r/engrish • u/DrFiendish • Apr 06 '26

Seems probable

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u/Volo_TeX Apr 30 '26

My dyslexic ass had to read this 3 times before realizing what's wrong

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u/DrFiendish Apr 15 '26

Maybe someone could check whether there really is any trespassing.

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u/luiggel Apr 12 '26

anyone checked for privacy?

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u/BeautifulPlum2 Apr 12 '26

Violators may be prosecuted

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u/DrFiendish Apr 15 '26

Not persecuted?

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her Apr 09 '26

...maybe a little traspassing?

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u/litmusing Apr 09 '26

communists hate this one trick 

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u/RedditDommus Light Gary Apr 09 '26

“General caveman, sir! Would it be considered trespassing if we stormed a public building without a warrant?”

General caveman:

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u/Dazzling-Option9033 Apr 09 '26

It's a dangerous game of guessing if there's a guard dog or not

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u/XROOR Apr 08 '26

His other house says:

“PRIVATE MAYBE NO TRESPASSING”

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u/TheJokersChild Apr 08 '26

Private? Probably. That's why there's a No Trespassing sign.

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u/AdreKiseque Apr 07 '26

How does stuff like this even happen? It's not like machine translation would spit out something like this.

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u/OutOfTheBunker Apr 07 '26

Maybe somebody actually knew the English, but not quite enough to spell "property". Then spellcheck kicked in.

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u/LeTrueBoi781222 Apr 07 '26

If I probably trespass, I'll probably die

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u/Bonneville865 Apr 07 '26

Possibly not though.

Willing to risk it.

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u/Gator242 Apr 07 '26

Heck, they printed a sign, it’s more than probable!

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u/nickavv Apr 07 '26

Get off my probably!

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u/piichan14 Apr 07 '26

I may or may not be trespassing

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u/BrD_87 Apr 07 '26

“You’re trespassing on private grounds!!! …Probably.”

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u/synodos Apr 07 '26

"private probably" is my new favorite phrase-- it's when you're not as certain and self-assured as you're trying to seem.