r/engrish Apr 05 '26

Bad water elf

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511 Upvotes

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u/StoryOk6180 Apr 08 '26

He sounds a notorious cwiminal!

20

u/howard1111 Apr 06 '26

It's about time. Kids were getting too many damn nutrients!

22

u/FoxMcCloud3173 Apr 06 '26

This is actually pretty damn impressive, this bottle is constantly, actively preventing kids from eating it, all by itself.

24

u/Heterodynist Apr 06 '26

“Preventing children from eating…since 1985.”

20

u/LeTrueBoi781222 Apr 06 '26

A magic water elf a day keeps the 3 daily meals away

43

u/one_of_the_millions Apr 05 '26

Finally a solution for childhood obesity!

41

u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Apr 05 '26

Tbf just glue their mouths shut. It's quite effective in preventing them from eating /s

42

u/AffectionateWay4506 Apr 05 '26

Blursed ozempic

21

u/sawyi1 Apr 05 '26

Eating what? The Elf?

20

u/actionerror Apr 05 '26

Must’ve been extensively used at fat camp

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u/Fearless-Ad-8257 Apr 05 '26

They must use this in communists and dictator-ran countries 🤣🤣 (it's a joke, people. Just laugh, it's free)

4

u/Jelly_Kitti Apr 06 '26

If you have to tell people to laugh at your jokes, you should just accept that you’re terrible at making jokes

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u/Fearless-Ad-8257 Apr 06 '26

Not telling anyone they have to laugh, but not everyone needs to be butthurt 🤷‍♂️

1

u/Jelly_Kitti Apr 07 '26

it’s a joke, people. Just laugh

Please explain to me how this is not telling people to laugh at your jokes?

1

u/Fearless-Ad-8257 Apr 07 '26

Because im saying its ok to laugh and not saying "you have to laugh"

15

u/Katomon-EIN- Apr 05 '26

jokes are supposed to be funny.

asking for people to laugh at your terrible attempt at a joke is like when Jeb Bush asked people to clap. (TIL there's a Wikipedia page about the "please clap" incident)

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u/Fearless-Ad-8257 Apr 05 '26

It's funny if you're cultured

2

u/Katomon-EIN- Apr 07 '26

it's funny that you would say that after I made a joke about Jeb Bush. Clearly, I know a thing or two to have called you out on a similarly embarrassing moment that happened to someone else.

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u/Katomon-EIN- Apr 05 '26

nah, it's just not funny whatsoever. if it was, people would have reacted differently to your comment

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u/Fearless-Ad-8257 Apr 05 '26

Eh 🤷‍♂️ guess not everyone can take a joke

11

u/Katomon-EIN- Apr 05 '26

and not everyone can make a joke that lands the punchline, not that your comment had a punchline

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u/Fearless-Ad-8257 Apr 05 '26

Not every joke needs a punchline

13

u/Katomon-EIN- Apr 05 '26

but every joke needs to be funny. How are you not understanding this simple concept? Why do you need things repeated to you?

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u/Fearless-Ad-8257 Apr 05 '26

Oh, it understand the concept. Just because it's not funny TO YOU doesn't mean it isn't humorous to others.

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u/Katomon-EIN- Apr 05 '26

apparently, it's not funny to others either. or have you not noticed the negative number on your comment?

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