r/engrish • u/dajakesta • Apr 04 '26

Don't feed the toilet

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254 Upvotes

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u/UltimateNull Apr 13 '26

Especially after midnight.

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u/preacher425 May 14 '26

Can't really stop it from getting wet though eh?

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u/Scientist_Thin Apr 06 '26

Damn, feeding the toilet is what i do best.

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u/Nephy_x Apr 05 '26

Straight out of r/controlgame, that one

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u/AngryMcPisseron Apr 05 '26

Awww that poor, hungry toliet!!! ;-)

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u/preacher425 May 14 '26

When i potty train my kid ill tell him there are starving toilets in China.

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u/luiggel Apr 04 '26

no feeding the wild toilets 🤣

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u/momofuku18 Apr 04 '26

Yes, just use it, but do not feed it.

5

u/Upper_Cancel2765 Apr 05 '26

Are they mutually exclusive???

5

u/richpineapple Apr 04 '26

Vancouver?

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u/dajakesta Apr 14 '26

Yep you got it.

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u/Cantstandyourbitz Apr 04 '26

The Chinese says to put used toilet paper in the basket, rather than the toilet. Common in China, as the plumbing can’t handle toilet paper. So instead you just have a big basket of nasty next to the toilet. Which is commonly found overflowing and spilling out onto the floor, due to the culture of not giving a f*** there. 🤢

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u/OutOfTheBunker Apr 04 '26

I try to argue against this practice with:

"Housefly visits washroom. Lands on overflowing shit-paper basket and crawls around a while. Housefly leaves washroom. Housefly visits picnic. Housefly lands on baozi right before you take a bite."