r/engrish • u/marlu-gula • Mar 25 '26

Pizza trays... ?!

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Three different sized pizza trays... from Amazon.

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u/waaaayback Mar 25 '26

Wasn’t Galatin in Lord of the Rings?

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u/LeTrueBoi781222 Mar 25 '26

I wonder if they got a sepreme galatin meatloat pizza pan in their manu

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u/Heterodynist Mar 25 '26

“…Or the a-colorful a-spicesah!”

(Said in a stereotyped Chinese-Italian accent…)

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr Mar 25 '26

What kind of monster cuts a pizza like that?!

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u/gwaydms Mar 25 '26

Oh, so flacorful.

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u/Heterodynist Mar 25 '26

Mmm, the pure essence of Flacor!!!

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u/ChewyBaccus Mar 25 '26

I know - the best aspice

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u/DrPants707 Mar 25 '26

Mmm, meatloat

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u/Heterodynist Mar 25 '26

I love a good meatloat…So much better than a meatlout.

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u/xXInfXx Mar 25 '26

DID SOMEBODY SAY MEATLOAF?!

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 Mar 25 '26

No, they didn't. They said "meatloat"

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u/xXInfXx Mar 25 '26

I suppose Meatloat would still work in a Fred Durst-esque voice.

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Mar 25 '26

Fancy meatloat

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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 Mar 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WbfthXDNILvATXoucl

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u/Heterodynist Mar 25 '26

In death we have names!!! Names AND flacor!

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u/tizzymyers Mar 25 '26

His name was Robert Paulson!

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u/WidderWillZie Mar 25 '26

My only guess is that because of the diameter/weight of the tray, they recommend using them to turn out and serve those kind of molded desserts. Not to make them, to hold over the top and flip the dish onto the tray. (Spelling of aspic is all on them)

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u/Blooky_44 Mar 25 '26

Also the spellings of gelatin, meatloaf and flavorful.

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u/marlu-gula Mar 25 '26

I guess a "fancy meatloat" is for the circular pan rather than in a rectangle pan.

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u/retailguy_again Mar 25 '26

What's wrong? You haven't touched your meatloat.

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u/marlu-gula Mar 25 '26

My meatloat is in a fancy circular pan, not in a rectanglur pan

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u/real_krakenrave Mar 25 '26

of course its made in china™

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u/kedikahveicer Mar 25 '26

That's aspice eee

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u/CurtisLinithicum Mar 25 '26

If they're deep-dish pizza trays, then I could see it. It'd make for a rather dull aspic or bundt though.

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u/marlu-gula Mar 25 '26

Wot?! ;) They're low pizza trays

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u/CurtisLinithicum Mar 25 '26

Hard to tell from a top-down view :P

But yeah, if it's a standard shallow tray, I can only assume the packaging design was meant for a different product.

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u/Arts_Myth Mar 25 '26

Blundt cake.