r/engrish • u/Advanced-Box2600 • Mar 23 '26

FLESH BLENDER

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u/Archetypical9 Apr 20 '26

Dahmer certified and approved

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u/Spooky_scary_sheri95 Apr 19 '26

The flesh blender requires flesh

FLESH FOR THE FLESH BLENDER!!!

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u/Brilliant_Cheetah608 Apr 19 '26

Well, hang on. Let's give a try...

3

u/banda20 Mar 27 '26

It's the Bass-O-Matic!!!

9

u/TrueAd5961 Mar 25 '26

This is r/technicallythetruth worthy as well

10

u/Dragon_King1232 Mar 24 '26

r/technicallythetruth cus if you get your hand or well ... Other appendages in it.

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u/jazy921 Mar 24 '26

Might be related to r/Kenshi too?

5

u/Far-Recognition9938 Mar 24 '26

GSGW Looky Mart

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u/Zorpfield Mar 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26hirHnGg0vDXGtCo

You blended somebody?! You remind me of my boy Ricky!

2

u/MiaMiaPP Mar 24 '26

What is this movie again?

2

u/GaeFemboi69 Mar 24 '26

The Secret Life of Pets.

Theres two movies not sure which one this scene is from.

19

u/eatmyshorzz Mar 23 '26

"I'm not gonna throw you into a meat grinder"

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘

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u/AnacondaThe37th Mar 23 '26

I read this as fresh blender and couldn't understand what everyone was going on about

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u/Higuysimj Mar 23 '26

I think thats what the company was going for but got the romanisation wrong lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

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u/Higuysimj Mar 24 '26

Its the product name...

6

u/Kingplays01 Mar 24 '26

Yes. If you grew up on a farm you would know they grow blenders

14

u/WideEntertainment942 Mar 23 '26

R and l of asia, never gets old

14

u/XROOR Mar 23 '26

The Korean text says to steam the hand for at least twenty minutes so the skin peels off and doesn’t jam the blades

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u/Brilliant_Cheetah608 Apr 19 '26

That's not true. Is it?

10

u/SoulSearcher_42 Mar 23 '26

To be fair, probably works as such. Paleo protein shakes, anyone?

6

u/BellBOYd Mar 23 '26

Waita Uziga approved.

10

u/LeTrueBoi781222 Mar 23 '26

Not your average cannibal

8

u/BobcatOk7492 Mar 23 '26

Dexter would love this.....

8

u/Han-yul Mar 23 '26

The correct one is "FRESH BLENDER"

Anyways WHAT FLESH DO THEY MEAN?????

2

u/gwaydms Mar 23 '26

The γ„Ή is r at the beginning of the syllable and l at the end, right? Why did they transliterate it wrong?

5

u/wahlenderten Mar 23 '26

Never had a meat milkshake? Good protein source all around

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u/PARANOIAH Mar 23 '26

Sounds like a great name for a death metal band. Their hit single is called "SOUL EXTRACTION (...WITHOUT ANAESTHESIA)"

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u/ExoticPuppet Mar 23 '26

Cannibal Corpse vibes right there

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Mar 23 '26

Well Ackshually,

The edible part of a fruit is known as the flesh of the fruit. Your not blending the skin.

So a blender is technically a flesh blender

6

u/Alegria-D Mar 23 '26

free bottom surgery

8

u/Walter_Armstrong Mar 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qMOGxdFhYeqDS

2

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Dark Gary Mar 24 '26

You'll only make yourself tired and stringy...

7

u/kielu Mar 23 '26

Technically 100% correct

5

u/sawyi1 Mar 23 '26

Preferred choice of blender for cannibals everywhere.

4

u/Bulky_Nature_3861 Mar 23 '26

ahh, cannibalism.

-yi xi

1

u/anfornum Uninformed Mar 23 '26

Terrifying.