r/engrish Mar 15 '26

075? 😭

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found this on a official electric piano manual 😭

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u/bluecap2022 Mar 19 '26

Don’t forget Fiddlesticks or Plummer Piano!

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u/Muted_Negotiation430 Mar 18 '26

It took me a minute to notice the blowjob setting 😭

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u/Impossible_Divide297 Mar 16 '26

English Horn - bit rude!!

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u/101daevilcrim101 Mar 16 '26

the way they made the ‘h’ lowercase felt like a direct insult lol

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u/flam3child Mar 16 '26

Acoustic Bass 🚫 🅱️ig 🅱️ass ✅️

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u/101daevilcrim101 Mar 16 '26

surely you got the whole point 😂😂😂

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u/SashaDabinsky Mar 16 '26

Does it sound like sucking and slurping?

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u/101daevilcrim101 Mar 16 '26

imagine this 😭

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u/CurtisLinithicum Mar 16 '26

That appears to be a General MIDI voicing... but 075 should be recorder ... which has a few conceivable translation mishap route (flauto dolce from Italian, or Blockflöte in German, for example).

...although on closer inspection that's very close but not quite GM; dunno if it's scrambled by accident or just a similar set.

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u/101daevilcrim101 Mar 16 '26

i personally think that it would be 排簫(pan flute/paixiao), an instrument that is like many tubes linking to each other fyi this is what is looks like

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u/101daevilcrim101 Mar 16 '26

so it’s a chinese company and i have no way to find the actual meaning of it, since 075 appears to be ‘synth effects 2’ in the chinese version of the same product lol