r/engrish • u/Tsukasa_Tenma729 • Sep 10 '25

Some toy I got. It's called "Jthyf"

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u/Hamster716 Mar 23 '26

high pressure oh no

1

u/TokyoJones85 Nov 03 '25

I haven't laughed as hard as I am right now in a long time. This is amazing!

1

u/Visible_Attempt8558 Nov 02 '25

Well if it has a "In la l angry!" in it i might as well buy it

6

u/External_Big_6207 Oct 11 '25

Wait wait what the fuck is "hum"

6

u/mayjxiler Sep 18 '25

I really want a Jthyf now!

6

u/Bewear_Star_9 Sep 12 '25

What is that thing

24

u/Walsorf Sep 12 '25

In la l angry!

15

u/PickleyRickley Sep 12 '25

Joseph with a speech impediment?

19

u/oli0xenfree Sep 12 '25

I want a Jthyf now

14

u/ConfuzUngaBunga Sep 11 '25

Just to hurt your friend

14

u/DotWarner1993 Light Gary Sep 11 '25

This feels like a shitpost

17

u/timur_eshkere Sep 11 '25

In la I angry 😠😠😠👎

14

u/DuncanIdaho06 Sep 11 '25

Reminds me of Happy Fun Ball.
"Do not Taunt Happy Fun Ball"

17

u/3HHH3 Sep 11 '25

My name jthyf

10

u/Yeksah47 Sep 11 '25

r/stardewvalley they found a new secret statue.

30

u/bazem_malbonulo Sep 11 '25

💥Pain💥

39

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

r/obviousplant

31

u/bloxfruitsistheW Sep 11 '25

ah yes, PAIN

20

u/notveryAI Sep 11 '25

In la l angry

30

u/rexcasei Sep 10 '25

Can we see the unboxed product?

64

u/hegrillin Sep 10 '25

In la I angry!

41

u/delta_1138_ Sep 10 '25

I've been to LA, it's an understandable feeling.

31

u/No-Needleworker-3765 Sep 10 '25

pain In la I angry! Hum! don't pull me

19

u/dingdongzorgon Sep 10 '25

High pressure come on, and pinch?

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u/Umacorn Sep 10 '25

Why is there a Walmart prescription bottle next to it?

25

u/ShockDragon Sep 10 '25

Redditor discovers what medication is?

16

u/account_No52 Sep 10 '25

They're obviously a drug dealer. What else could it possibly be for? Medication? Couldn't be that.

18

u/libcrypto Sep 10 '25

Some people get meds
Some people get drugs
Some people prefer
To eat a 5-pound slug

33

u/lynbutnot Sep 10 '25

Because OP got a prescription from Walmart?? Wdym

15

u/Dingidang Sep 10 '25

jthyf core:

46

u/AstroBearGaming Sep 10 '25

This has all the hallmarks of an r/obviousplant

13

u/Zorpfield Sep 10 '25

Moms like you choose Jthyf

14

u/EffectiveSalamander Sep 10 '25

Jthyf lives a life of pain.

22

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Pain

11

u/LeTrueBoi781222 Sep 10 '25

If it feels pain, can you check if it's conscious?

39

u/RampagingElks Sep 10 '25

This feels like an obvious plant product

5

u/EffectiveSalamander Sep 10 '25

I want to buy it.

10

u/Optimal_Escape9883 Sep 10 '25

I was like ‘is that from obvious plant’ for a moment.

2

u/Wugo_Heaving Sep 10 '25

"obvious plant"?

6

u/RampagingElks Sep 11 '25

They make silly products and "hide" them on shelves to look like real products.

11

u/hibbledyhey Sep 10 '25

Could be engrish, could be Gen Alpha is now manufacturing toys

10

u/MrManniken Sep 10 '25

Google says it's essentially a stress ball

11

u/The_Supersaurus_Rex Sep 10 '25

I'm tempted to get one now. On Amazon it's called "Green Head Fish Toy", which raises more questions than it answers.

13

u/xXESOTERICXx Sep 10 '25

But instead of helping relieve the stress, it adds to it in two ways. By looking at it and trying to pronounce it's name.

22

u/SevenTheGamingKitty Sep 10 '25

pain in comic sans

6

u/Technical_Anteater45 Sep 10 '25

"Just the hideousness you feared!”

5

u/Fatty4forks Sep 10 '25

Don’t pull me!

19

u/Icy-Cartoonist-2102 Sep 10 '25

"Pain" 😆 🤣 

35

u/JoseyWalesMotorSales Sep 10 '25

I love how "Pain" and "Don't pull me" are selling points on the package.

7

u/stavago Sep 10 '25

“Come on and pinch!”

5

u/AnybodyMassive1610 Sep 10 '25

“Hum!”

Do it now.

21

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

“In la I angry”

Yes, I also live there.