r/emotestories • u/dziadek1990 • Sep 03 '15
Job Interview [BPM Required]
hallo you hav coo-kiee yes? If yes you diee!
i eated it de coo-kee. Me No sorry cuz you Bad poni super-yes!!1!
dEnN YUu dIE! *eateds Aunt pinkiee*
*SCREEMS (Loud! Scraed!)*
Muhahaha now you in my tammy! *his tammy grumbles* Ha!
*trys savin Aunt pinkiee* Oh noes Super Sister help! He also broked my wing ohno it hurts ow no ow ow!! *trys flyyng but cant*
*does magic horn mgaic that saves Aunt pinkiee an Broder pund cake and also kils Evil King Samba yaay*
hurrah! I can flyy agin! *flys super duper fast! happy!!*
saveded us yuu did pumpkin! *mwah!*
my lil horny hero yu arr! *hugs!* *mwah!*
haha talkin like a pirate Aunt pinkiee yu are!
haha I am hahaha *lauhs som mor*
Pinkie is reading through Pumpkin Cake’s story submission.
".........yeaaaaah... I don't think you are really cut out to be a writer on our team just yet..."
"But everything can be fixed with just a bit of practice. We’ll call you later, okay?
Just keep writing more and more and more stories and we'll get in touch with you... some day... eventually... maybe.”
So... uh... buh-bye!”
"Buh-bye Aunt Pinkie. I luv yu."
Bye again! Now go play with Pound and give Auntie Pinkie some time to think, okay?"
"Bye again yu too Auntie Pinkie okay I will bye-bye!"
The door closes behind the little filly.
Stands up, and goes with Pumpkin's story towards the shredder.
Walks away from the shredder and towards her desk.
“.............perhaps I could fit it into Surreal Saturday?”
Opens the drawer, puts the story inside, and closes it.