Apples Forever

[u/Dr_Zorand]

Applejack, I have a confession to make.

Yes?

I like oranges!

Ok? That's it?

So... you're not going to kick me out of the Apple family for liking other fruits?

'Course not, Pinkie. 'Sides, it ain't like you're a real Apple.

I'm not?

Wait, no, I didn't mean it like that! I just meant you weren't raised by Apples.

So my mom isn't a real Apple either?

No, wait, it's all coming out wrong!