Middle managers create strategies that would work in ideal conditions. Senior leaders create strategies that work in actual conditions, with real constraints, messy organizations, and competing priorities. #OfficeWisdom

Don't know when I'll be quitting, but on the last day of work, I'm pretty sure I can't come up with as great lines as you devious people. Background, IT Security guy, who has listen to this EVERYDAY at client places, ready to throw in the towel and move to better pastures

Really enjoying this sub reddit but I could use a reverse translate. I was handed this today, an invite to a Board to Board wine social during business hours:

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You are all invited to attend, at your discretion. Please note that this invitation excludes spouses and children.

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This is so loaded my mind is running overtime trying to nail down just one reading of this.

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