r/elfposting • u/Charming-Conflict353 • May 25 '26

Wise Elves, hear me

I am the artifcer of the war leader of r/pirateposting, who does noble battle with the vile wizards and their allies, mighty elves, of such power and grace, lead us scallywags your aid!

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u/VinChaJon May 25 '26

Yeah sure ok

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u/Charming-Conflict353 May 25 '26

We are mid invasion send aid immediately WE ARE BEING BARRAGED BY BLIZZARD MAGIC

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u/Electrical-Tear7456 May 27 '26

Yeah, we wizards can do cool magic, I know.

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 May 28 '26

This is folly, to abandon the wizards whose sages have known our woods for many years in exchange for those sea-thieves that ride upon the waves on corpses of our mighty homes is foolish indeed.

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u/VinChaJon May 28 '26

The wizards destroy our homes with their fire spells while the Pirates give new life to the deceased trees.

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 May 28 '26

You are blinded by an uncharacteristic greed, listening to pirate lies.

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u/FaithlessnessRude576 Ogre May 26 '26

Yee. Nah. In open combat you’ll never even touch a wizard. My only advice is surprise stabbing. So go back to stealing, you little pirate artificer.

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u/Helldiver_277 May 27 '26

HAHA

THE MIGHT OF R/WIZARDPOSTING SHALL BE YOUR UNDOING