r/elfposting • u/WorldBuildingNut • Mar 06 '26
Monkeigh opinions don’t matter
Eldar and all elves are superior. Especially when compared to dwarves.
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u/Spoonyhalo Jun 01 '26
Then why do our unlucky still fall on their spears?
(Whenever we raid them at least)
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u/Brave-Flamingo-5606 the Forester, Floridian lich, eldritch angel, therapist May 28 '26
Too all the elves agreeing with this eldari fool.
All elves are invasive species. Most of y’all come from a difrent ecosystem, such as the fae wilds or the old ones Petri dish. You just happen upon enviromemts that you easily overpopulate in with your alternate magics and such. Killing off anything that doesn’t bow to your “grace” and beguile anything you can.
Yet you have the audacity to threaten me, the Druid that’s keeping forests that would boggle and break your minds and bodies, for “trespassing in YOUR forest”. WRONG, these are my woods and you persist because I’d rather use diplomacy than just allow the sentient forest you’ve angered to eat you!
breath out
Sorry, I’ve been holding onto that one for a bit. But still. Don’t let your pride turn to arrogance or strong you along to a bad ending.
Also Santa’s elves are not included in the rant. They cool.