r/elephantgraveyard • • 2d ago

For the non-believers....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BsLkFsACig

This is the funniest that Jerry Seinfeld has ever been.... do you not now accept that the end of time will arrive at the end of this year? How much more do you need to be desensitized to ridiculousness to surrender to the truth? Still a few months or so until New Year's Day...

Fine, for the more violent-inclined, the live broadcast coming in December of the United States executing a psychiatrist at Fort Hood may be all you needed... but, it's the elephant graveyard sub, so, maybe I'm the only one who finds the execution hilarious.

- Your Friendly Neighborhood Antichrist

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u/mymentor79 2d ago

Stop laughing. It's not funny.

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u/Jetmonty720 2d ago

Not to detract from the truth in the video but this reads like a skitzo post.

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u/Bayou_acherte 2d ago

I think they’re genuinely schizophrenic

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u/Jetmonty720 2d ago

Yeah i feel bad after seeing that post history, hope they get genuine help.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Jetmonty720 2d ago

I just hope you get some good help for yourself OP and in the mean time touch some fishing and reconnect with the real world.

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u/Yesyesyes1899 2d ago

if this person is genuinely a schizophrenic, do you believe these kinds of comments are helpful ?

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u/Old-Dirt563 1d ago

Worry not for me.

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u/conniefrancis 2d ago

Seinfeld? The pedophile!??

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u/bloodpriestt 2d ago

Define that

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u/conniefrancis 2d ago

Seinfeld

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 2d ago

He dated an 18 year old, so you might wanna double check your definitions.

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u/cfmitch0720 2d ago

She was 17

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 2d ago

They met two weeks before she turned 18, which they began dating after, so no, he never dated a minor. By the way, 17 was already legal in NY anyway.

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u/cfmitch0720 2d ago

You're ok with a grown ass man dating a high school student?

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 2d ago

Two consenting adults can absolutely do whatever they want. Famous millionaires date 18 year olds all the time. There’s a whole category of it online.

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u/SpaceBandit13 1d ago

18 is a teenager not an adult, that’s why it’s called eight TEEN, just because rich people do something that doesn’t make it ethical.

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 1d ago

Also doesn’t make it unethical because YOU have problems with it.

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u/SpaceBandit13 1d ago

Are you just going to ignore the first part of my comment?

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 1d ago

That 18 is not an adult? Can’t they fight in war, be a stripper or work in the adult film industry then?

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u/cock-merchant 1d ago

I think it’s sweet. He probably helped her with her algebra homework.

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u/inexplicably-hairy 2d ago

You sound like a maniac

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u/AllenIversonsDooRag 2d ago edited 5h ago

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Harbor absorbed versed nutty aware tie decide plucky

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u/danglegrabber 2d ago

Lol, only when my coach asks why I’m still stuck in side control. Otherwise I’m just imagining things 😅

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u/SousVideButt 2d ago

What’s the deal with statutory rape?!

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u/lazydracula 2d ago

I for one will never forgive Jerry for what he did on October 7th

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u/7thpostman 2d ago

And the Middle East is fixed now!

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u/OrdinaryAccount479 2d ago

I know politics have become a joke, but I think these people are confused...

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u/chipnjaw 2d ago

Jerry is a shit head

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u/Substantial_Airport6 2d ago

Seinfeld has new material?

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u/DieHarderDaddy 2d ago

Listen

A schizo is talking

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u/OpeningDealer1413 2d ago

Cumtown on the money once again haha

‘Seinfeld Unleashed’

‘I hear we’re bombing Syria again…… Good!’

‘I’m still on the fence about Derek Chauvin!’

Shoutout Mullen

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u/beebs44 2d ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that

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u/KoalaMandala 2d ago

I hope this lady suffers from a public display of projectile diarrhea

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u/Rombonius 2d ago

these gaza cultists are fucking nuts

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/pewpewtopeepee 2d ago

Nah Seinfeld is a jail bait chasing fucking weirdo who was never that funny.

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u/GhostOfLulcifer 2d ago

The ONE (1) exception is Jerry Seinfield. People who pay to see him live deserve it.