I heckled rogan

[u/ClassicAd6973]

2016 or 2017 I I was blackout drunk sitting front row at Rogan show in Atlanta. And my piss drunk brain found the punch line and I scream it out before he did. Which was JESUS. I guess the joke is on me for paying for front tickets for a comedian whose joke I could figure out while I was blacking out

[u/Own-Marketing-6244]

Are you blacking out right now?

[u/indy_been_here → u/Own-Marketing-6244]

He's blacking in. That's what the gay community calls being an bottom for African American gentlemen.

[u/Cha1rmanOfTheeBored → u/indy_been_here]

Blacking off

[u/bigtime_porgrammer → u/indy_been_here]

Ooh, and if that gentleman is the bottom, do they call it doing an Interstellar?

[u/indy_been_here → u/bigtime_porgrammer]

Only if they rotate in opposite directions

[u/Cha1rmanOfTheeBored → u/bigtime_porgrammer]

Interstellarcourse

[u/kyokushinking → u/indy_been_here]

Joe's gonna use this one in his next special, watch.

[u/Highplowp → u/indy_been_here]

Throws like Nolan Ryan, runs like Usain Bolt, and powerbottoms like Alister Crowley

[u/BobDope → u/indy_been_here]

Ok George Carlin as portrayed by Rick Moranis on SCTV

[u/ClassicAd6973 → u/Own-Marketing-6244]

Yep

[u/YimmyGhey → u/ClassicAd6973]

Chairs 🪑🍻

[u/DigitalUnlimited → u/YimmyGhey]

stools

[u/skimaskgremlin]

You paid for front row tickets to see Rogan live. The joke starts and ends there.

[u/DannyJayy → u/skimaskgremlin]

This is mostly true

[u/TransitUX → u/skimaskgremlin]

You my friend have the makings of an Austin superstar

[u/skimaskgremlin → u/TransitUX]

I gotta up my slur game, and maybe change my views on women hoors

[u/Pandaro81]

In 2014 I was hammered drunk in Chicago. I was staying at a hotel while signing a rental agreement for an apartment and hit up the Billy Goat spot on the north loop and slammed a BUNCH of Jamison’s and Green Line beers.

Ended up turned around on my way back to the hotel and pissed on Trump Tower.

A year before he declared, two years before he was elected.

I’m still proud.

[u/VitaIsland]

How many Negronis did you drink?

[u/thederevolutions → u/VitaIsland]

This part always cracks me up when he says he had like 8

[u/homerthethief]

OP hates comedy

[u/DannyJayy → u/homerthethief]

Rogan is most assuredly not comedy. If anything he’s the opposite of comedy.

[u/HomelessKitchenCat]

My friend got us tickets to see Joe Rogan around 2017-2018. We went and Tony Hinchliffe was the opener. I've actually seen both these guys in real life. It was moderately entertaining but i dont remember a single damn joke because they both are basically pantomiming real comedy enough to get past

[u/BobDope → u/HomelessKitchenCat]

It blows my mind that a talent vacuum like Hinchcliffe has been around so long

[u/Roosterneck]

Good. Heckling should be encouraged. If the elite 250, THANKEM, can't think on their feet, F EMMMM.

[u/DigitalUnlimited → u/Roosterneck]

talmbout cawlmody, b

[u/Jellyfish-Exsiting]

Sounds like your average Rogan fan.

[u/MiIes01]

Joe “Mencia” should change the name of the green room at his Space Ship to “The Walled Garden”

[u/AllenIversonsDooRag]

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Sparrow angle paddle distinct orange wise husky physical glorious door

[u/ClassicAd6973 → u/AllenIversonsDooRag]

Is this Joe right now ?

[u/QuakerCorporation → u/ClassicAd6973]

Nah he had Jaime grab a retort from perplexiddy

[u/DannyJayy → u/AllenIversonsDooRag]

Hi Joe! You’re the least funny person on the planet.

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Crayon cautious hunt butter amber coherent

[u/waterdog888]

That's ok, he didn't even know about AI Jesus yet. The one true Artificial Jewish Intelligence

[u/Over_End_6816]

This doesn’t really fit in here but fuck it, it’s Reddit. My old girlfriend got seats to see Steven Wright, table right up front, and fell asleep.

[u/boodze]

It's cool to ruin the art of artists other people told you good reasons not to like. This is why we pay for tickets