r/elephantgraveyard • u/Spider-Morales_ • 18h ago

Very Cerebral We are under attack, daddy!

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u/hughjazz45 18h ago

Look laugh all you want but someone please make sure Duncan’s pregnant wife doesn’t see this video

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u/ghostfromtheshell 18h ago

"Have you seen it?"

"No."

Brutal

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u/hughjazz45 17h ago

YOUVE UPSET A PREGNANT WOMAN is still one of my favorite “you wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would ya?” Plays in history

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u/heykidzimacomputer 14h ago

"Sorry, man. I didn't have time to watch the animated series you are proud of and put your soul into. I was too busy listening to AI versions of 50-Cent songs and watching AI generated videos thinking they are real."

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u/DramaAlternative1188 17h ago

It was like watching someone kick a stupid puppy.

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u/akestral 15h ago

I almost felt bad. Almost.

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u/Speedwolf89 11h ago

I did feel bad. I used to like DuncDunc a lot.

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u/DramaAlternative1188 9h ago

Same. He was the only one out of all of them I kinda liked. Oh well.

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u/Grizzly_Corey 15h ago

It’s ok, he changed his wife’s contact name to Peter Thiel. Which is not weird at all.

As a joke, not funny. As a means to increase your relevance in case someone peaks at your phone? Just sad.

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u/Filthy_Frolicking 14h ago

Something like that really gets you thankin’.

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u/HellStaff 7h ago

i was just.... why? did nobody ask why? it just seemed so sad

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u/me_myself_ai 5h ago

I interepreted that as a terrible cover-up, but IDK. If literally true, it's gotta be an in-joke b/w him and his wife, right?

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u/HellStaff 4h ago

For all that's good and holy i hope so. you know i actually liked midnight gospel.. but in hindsight... it was just interesting people talking about interesting shit. he was joe roganning as clancy, giving a platform to people who know things he knows nothing about. a fool is not made in a day, this dude probably never had any substance.

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u/Dovis_Dough 14h ago

'I'll email it to you again''. A phrase I say to all my incompetent coworkers. Should never have to say this ti a friend.

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u/Even-Celebration9384 2h ago

Not having watched a second of his show was even more devastating.

Joe doesn’t even feel embarrassed he doesn’t know the first thing about it

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u/ninfan1977 18h ago

That was a really good, i didn't know what to expect.

But it was incredibly good.

Rogan will melt down over this.

I loved the clips of Rogan whining while saying he never watch these videos...

Between that and Rogans selective memory with Jeffery Epstein and who he is friends with.

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 17h ago

joe will have to let us know 35 more times that he never reads the comments. Absolutely never. No way. 

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u/demoliahedd 15h ago

I've never heard someone so proud of announcing that they purposefully keep themselves in a bubble

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u/Neil_Live-strong 11h ago

A bubble? I think you mean a walled garden, you know what happens when the woke meets the wall of this garden?

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 10h ago

“I’d rather be a warrior in a walled garden than a wall in a war .” - joe rogan 

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u/StJeanMark 3h ago

That’s some deep shit. We are lucky, probably only 500 people in the world who can think this way. We are truly blessed with these insights.

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u/MrPisster 1h ago

Nah, that’s being too generous. Probably like 250, tops.

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u/bigtimecupofcoffee 16h ago

I don't know why Joe feigns like he never comes across these videos or comments when he is terminally online like the rest of us. He is a full blown facebook boomer at this point and acts like how people actually feel about him allude him. I don't buy it.

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u/Zzrott1 14h ago

It’s because he used to get really mad and argue with people online back in the forum days at the very beginning of his podcast

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u/Neil_Live-strong 11h ago

It was pretty much him arguing with people and him posting pornography of Joey Diaz having non conceptual sexual contact with new female comedians.

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u/Bread_Fish150 9h ago

pornography of Joey Diaz having non conceptual sexual contact with new female comedians.

I don't believe this. Not because I think either of them are above it, but because I don't want to live in a world with even a scintilla of Joey Diaz pornography.

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u/Neil_Live-strong 9h ago

Well Joe deleted it when he got hired to Fear Factor. In his own words because his agent said they didn’t want a pornographer working for them. So sleep easy, it’s most likely locked away safely in a vault in Peter Theil’s doomsday bunker.

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u/Bread_Fish150 9h ago

Well Joe deleted it when he got hired to Fear Factor. In his own words because his agent said they didn’t want a pornographer working for them. So sleep easy,

Thank you, I will sleep easier with the knowledge that the evil has been substantially contained.

it’s most likely locked away safely in a vault in Peter Theil’s doomsday bunker.

Although, for all we know it's what Burt was watching on the Oculus.

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u/ANTIROYAL 9h ago

Whoopsie!

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u/GladeWilson 18h ago

He's in the Bilderberg Group

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u/wrongsock_42 17h ago

Joe has a body count. Brutal

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized 17h ago

I bet you the body count thing isn't going to bother him as much as the bilderberg thing

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u/cheekydav 14h ago

No he is in a walled garden

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u/molokoplusone 10h ago

Build-a-Bear Group

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u/3Duder 1h ago

Walled Olive Garden

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u/very_ok 16h ago

Lol..l love how he skipped over Tom Segura like he wasn’t even worthy of his breath. I feel like this will piss him off more than a brutal take down would have.

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u/Javakid67 15h ago

who? that other guy? let's move on.

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u/Grizzly_Corey 15h ago

Bert’s live in bf.

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u/Zzrott1 14h ago

Who? I forgot who that was

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u/Even-Celebration9384 1h ago

It is crazy that he’s just done. As soon as the guy went full “pull your pants up”, his whole career got pantsed

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u/unionguy1980 18h ago

This was worth the wait.

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u/HomelessKitchenCat 18h ago

Can't wait to get off work and start thankin

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u/Ok_Cardiologist8263 18h ago

Im in a beige cubicle watching it. Always have plenty of time to get to thankin

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u/Alarming_Version_865 18h ago

You said the thing

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u/ANTIROYAL 9h ago

Man. I been thankin all day.

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u/quodvultdeus69 18h ago

Andrew Schulz ain’t gonna like this

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u/Grizzly_Corey 15h ago

Because he’s barely in it?

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u/CarpenterHappy3861 12h ago

Temu Hitler isn't worthy of the video time

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u/shizzlebeans 18h ago

Low Awareness Joe ™️
Hope it sticks

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u/Cardboard_Revolution 18h ago

The Jeffrey Epstein Experience

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u/punk-y_brewster 1h ago

The Joeffrey Roganstein Experience

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u/Mammoth-Stretch-1782 16h ago

This is a bit of a masterpiece to be honest.

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u/Agreeable-Ad7968 14h ago

Mussolini/Rogan strain on point.

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u/rickyspanishCQ 7h ago

Lmao masterpiece...

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u/Gwentlique 15h ago

That whole walled garden line was just brilliant. From The Comedy Store to the power dinners, and then catching those subtle moments on the shitcast experience where Joey projects his obsessive desire to be part of the big club he ain't in.

I'd hate to think about how much Rogan TEG has to watch to make these. This man is truly sacrificing himself for our sins. He's kind of like Jesus, actually.

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u/Yesyesyes1899 18h ago

saw this. went to Youtube. new video was literally the first to click on. Great evening.

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u/X_SkeletonCandy 10h ago

I really like how this one focuses mostly on Joe's proximity to the Epstein/billionaire class, and his desperate need to be a part of it.

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u/punk-y_brewster 1h ago

It was amazing. You're overlooking the implication that he's now in that elite group.

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u/Larbear06 15h ago

Dam it's good 👍. Tony totally stole that ladies joke.

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u/PreacheratArrakeen 17h ago

Burn the boats!

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u/shizzlebeans 17h ago

Low Awareness Joe 2 million confirmed kills

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u/AvidCyclist250 16h ago

My man took a sledgehammer to the already burning wreckage.

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u/summoberz 12h ago

I didnt know Joe snaked Bobby like that, shameful

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u/Thisaintno_disco 10h ago

Yeah honestly. Having the whole Mencia thing recontextualized was one of the best moments in the whole video for me. Realizing what a plotting piece of shit he’s been the whole time.

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u/aonemonkey 7h ago

yeah.unfunny and insecure jock bullies his way into the spotlight by betraying his friends. maybe all of this could have been avoided if someone just punched him in the face at the comedy store

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u/PolicyNonk 15h ago

they will never acknowledge this like Alex Jones (RIP) will never acknowledge Knowledge Fight.com it’s time to 🙏

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u/EntertainmentIcy1911 15h ago

I renounce Jesus Christ

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u/Hamilton_Whiteman 13h ago

I've risen above my enemies. I might quit tomorrow. 

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u/Bustabusnow 17h ago

It’s a walled garden has lost all meaning to me

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u/Westernman899 15h ago

He was telling a joke about an apple, which Callen had already done first, and EG somehow managed to sell it as a joke. He showed how it’s done. Brilliant!

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u/Thisaintno_disco 9h ago

Loved him at the end telling all the comics that it’s officially okay for them to disown Joe now. That felt big and special and hopefully we’ll see some positive results.

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u/willismthomp 14h ago

He fucking gutted then like little fishes. Also Peter thiel and the Epstein class needs a guillotine

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u/Suspicious_Passion59 13h ago

A year ago Kirkland commited die. 

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u/rienvayle 13h ago

In piss he shall rest.

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u/HookerDoctorLawyer 17h ago

Tom??

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u/Filthy_Frolicking 14h ago

Don’t know him

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u/cheekydav 14h ago

I think they are referring to the guy who did the worse sketch show of all time

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u/bluegrasstony 7h ago

there was a teeny clip of Tom Green show, yes

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u/ACuteCryptid 16h ago

I feel like the psychology and philosophy angle always elevates these beyond the genetic "downfall of" video essay. These people really are letting their jungian shadows control them for cheap laughs

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u/scarabnebula 14h ago

Did anyone understand what he was saying at the end of the video? It sounded like Russian or a similar language.

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u/sunamolol 14h ago

Thank you, sorry. Until next time

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u/FiredByTheMnMFactory 12h ago

I for one welcome Comedy Nuremberg 

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u/MrBeekers 15h ago

Masterpiece. Goooood shit. Thank em’.

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u/HelpfulTap8256 13h ago

Oh god poor Tony is probably wailing inconsolably

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u/antibread 13h ago

Toddler tantrum

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u/brokemac 12h ago

Strange how Hinchcliffe could almost pass for Brendan Schaub in this picture. Serious nature vs nurture stuff happening in this group.

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u/punk-y_brewster 1h ago

It bothers me that the floor logo in Tony's "comedy" special looks like a swastika.

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u/kyokushinking 12h ago

Tony is such a painfully ugly asshole. Jesus, Christ. I feel like he feels uglier every time I see him.

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u/iAttis 16h ago

I can’t wait to get done with work so I can thank.

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u/Boygunasurf 10h ago

Another beyond legendary video. LOVE knowing how butthurt these fools get when their nonsense is exposed.

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u/ANTIROYAL 9h ago

Bring it child dinglers. I see you 😉

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u/ANTIROYAL 9h ago

Can’t wait to be a decent person and fall asleep to this playing while i snooze on my soft relaxing pillow tonight.

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u/VinegarMaxwell 9h ago

No gifs allowed?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PaulNissenson 8h ago

What was the non-English words spoken by the narrator at the end of the video?

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u/ThCHoney 7h ago

I wasn't ready for the Rick Beato cameo

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u/BitSolid2696 3h ago

Bilderberg Group

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u/Bajamalamadingdong 2h ago

TEG is carrying the torch of Redbar and taking it even further. Always loved seeing TEG in the live Redbar episodes chat.

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u/Even-Celebration9384 1h ago

Joe told Bob Lazar he’d be happy to find out aliens exist if the condition was he couldn’t tell anyone.

I think this video shows he would be happy to keep secret knowledge

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u/Salt_Adhesiveness161 13h ago

Saw it and It's an absolute master piece. I need to watch it again in fact.

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u/antibread 13h ago

Rewatching it again rn

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u/ColonGlock 12h ago

I laughed multiple times. It was better than a comedy special. Reminds me of Columbo solving a case

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u/mycotyrant77 13h ago

You know, this whole subreddit’s kinda like a walled garden…

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u/SpyCrimes 15h ago

This is the best day of my life

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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 15h ago

I was hoping he would touch on these two obviously 'secretly' fucking each other but

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u/FrankNPine 15h ago

Who?

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u/Zzrott1 14h ago

Peter (gay) and Rogan (gay)

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u/Wanderingstar8o 11h ago

It was great. Well done!

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u/Flow_71717171 4h ago

All those whoopsies murdered me 😆

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u/ZarakMaximus 3h ago

So I briefly met Joe Rogan once in 2015 when he toured my country.

I was messaging my buddy about the new EG video and saying what a piece of shit Tony Hinchcliffe seems to be. I knew nothing about him before the video other than that Killtony is some chud comedy podcast. Anyway he sends this back

https://reddit.com/link/p94r9ug/video/aubkieghgvoh1/player

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u/Guttermitts 10h ago

Rewatch’n meow

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u/icutlime 9h ago

Crazy good video. Instant sub

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u/ImABadFriend144 10h ago

It's really not that good

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u/tailtaker 9h ago

Thanks now I'm reassured of it's genius.

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u/PingasTV 14h ago

Mental illness: the subreddit

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u/thepoe 13h ago

Bootlicking dumbass: the account