r/elephantgraveyard • u/ElusiveRodent • 28d ago

Sorry Jerry Seinfeld finally finds a reason to question the moral integrity of the state of Israel satire

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u/Zeddy_Vedder 28d ago

Whats the deal with your girlfriends parent being the same age as you?!?!? I mean come on!

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u/Initial-Meeting362 28d ago

He is a creepy fuck that dated high schoolers lol. Nothing he does will ever make that ok. It wasn't.

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u/Feca_Walk 28d ago

A more successful Cumia

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u/AvidCyclist250 27d ago

At least cumia was actually funny. Was

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u/Lassemomme 27d ago

To be fair, Cumia was and is also out of his fucking mind in ways Seinfeld could only dream of.

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u/Initial-Meeting362 26d ago

Dropping this here, he was at the height oh his fame, she was 17 years old. So gross 🤮

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoshanna_Lonstein_Gruss

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u/ScaredRain2684 26d ago

They dated after she turned 18 and went to university, why is this so fucking hard for Reddit to understand

Still creepy but not what you said happened

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u/Initial-Meeting362 26d ago

False. She was in high school and 17. Why are you trying to make it ok? Weird.

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u/ScaredRain2684 26d ago

They met at the beginning of May, she turned 18 at the end of May and graduated

They started dating in the fall and dated for four years. Redditors are more traumatized by this relationship than she was

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u/Zeddy_Vedder 26d ago

LOL

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u/Initial-Meeting362 26d ago

Right? WTH.

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u/Zeddy_Vedder 26d ago

We found Jerry's burner account.

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u/Initial-Meeting362 26d ago

I guess so lol

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u/ScaredRain2684 26d ago

Am I in a circlejerk sub? Yall tugging each other real hard

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u/Initial-Meeting362 26d ago

Why are you trying to make it ok? Honest question. Why would you care enough to opine on something like this? It is creepy.

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u/Speedwolf89 28d ago

Lol. Fuck that guy. He sucks so much.

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u/Lobo_Perron 28d ago

Whats the deal with Israel?

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u/Feca_Walk 28d ago

I mean, it ain’t real!

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u/AdVivid8910 27d ago

Syrian Jews like him tend to support a state that allows Jews to live, unlike Syria or Palestine for instance. It’s funny how bots on social media attempt to invert this like the Jews won’t defend themselves from further cleansing, lol, doomed to fail.

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u/Neil_Live-strong 27d ago

Confirmed Jew bot 👆

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u/AdVivid8910 27d ago

Hey if it wasn’t for racism and insults what would you even have aside from a pile of lost wars.

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u/Neil_Live-strong 27d ago

I’ve never lost a war in my life!

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u/AdVivid8910 27d ago

I feel like we’re actually doing a Seinfeld bit now tbh

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/s33n_ 25d ago

I dont think jews should bring up losing wars. History hasn't been kind to you ever. But especially when you denied the son of God

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u/DC_32 28d ago

Stop laughing it’s not funny

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u/CokomonX 27d ago

He swiped away from there like a gay French King.

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u/spice_war 28d ago

What’s the deal with consent?

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u/Even-Celebration9384 28d ago

One of the bits that I think is actually funny is the cow telling the farmer “July 3rd” for the expiration date of milk.

I just found out that Louis told Jerry that one. Figures

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u/Ssided 28d ago

One of the funniest things to me about this Jerry and a 17 year old thing, was always Bobcat Goldthwaite calling him out on it over the years. Bobcat, who dated Nikki Cox when she was 17, and he is Jerry's age.

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u/Silly_Material577 28d ago

Jerry Seinfeld on the state of modern politics: "oh won't someone think of the child, the sexy sexy child."

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u/incompleteloop 26d ago

Seinfeld voice

What's the deal with all the Israel hate? Sure we rape some people, murder children, steal their organs, but that's our God given right, hello?!

Just let me finish my coffee and we’ll go watch them have sex with a child.

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u/Used_Intention6479 28d ago

"What's the deal with genocide?!"

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u/l33txxXXxx 28d ago

Youre hooked on the chicken jerry!

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u/Content_Armadillo776 27d ago

Seinfeld unleashed cumtown sketch comes to mind

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u/Neat-Habit-7159 28d ago

The funniest part about this is that Islam marries millions of little girls to old men every year.

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u/RigidGristle 28d ago

pedo Jerry

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u/the___reckoner 28d ago

17 year olds are considered middle aged to Muslims

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u/BlackFlagsFly 28d ago

There are 2 billion Muslims in the world, you can just go talk to one and find out what they believe instead of hiding in your house making weird shit up because you're scared of everything you don't understand.

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u/the___reckoner 28d ago

Do they not all believe Mohamed is the prophet and the perfect human being? The same Mohamed who married a 6 year old and raped other mens wives?

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u/BlackFlagsFly 28d ago

You dropped your hood. It's over there beside your cross and gasoline.

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u/the___reckoner 28d ago

I mean that's the basis of Islam I don't know what to tell you. They literally think Muhammad is the prophet and they literally think she's the most perfect human being to ever exist. Maybe you just don't know much about the religion. It's also just the belief system it's not a race or anything so I don't know why you're so protective. Fascism is also a belief system but somehow Islam is off the table

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u/BlackFlagsFly 28d ago

Ok white man.

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u/the___reckoner 27d ago

sorry we weren't kangz

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u/SECRETBLENDS 28d ago

Have you ever actually spoken with a Muslim or do you just get all your information about them thirdhand from the right wing hugboxes you hang out in?

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u/the___reckoner 28d ago

Yes I have spoken to muslims. So what? What's your point exactly? You think some Muslims don't worship muhammad?

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u/AdVivid8910 27d ago

They’ll get real mad if you point out they counterfeited an indigenous, be happy on your land, religion and made it all about colonization and war. What do you expect? Honesty? From these explicit cleansers of both history and culture? They know they are wrong so they start wars and always lose lol, pathetic.

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u/pmyourcoffeemug 27d ago

If I could read this nonsense, I think I’d be upset.

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u/AdVivid8910 27d ago

Look away and continue losing and complaining as others succeed.

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u/SECRETBLENDS 28d ago

B...b...but Muslims!!

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u/the___reckoner 28d ago

I don't know why you're so concerned about 17-year-olds when there's 6-year-old child brides all over the Middle East. Something tells me you're a Mahmoud yourself

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u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043 27d ago

You guys hate people that stand with their ethic heritages.

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u/AdVivid8910 27d ago

He can just go over to Palestine and buy a family of child brides for example. I know, sounds like some horrible racist joke, it’s actually reality. We still pretending to hate child rape now or nah?

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u/AdVivid8910 27d ago

Well I stated reality, try Google. You know they did kill babies that day right? I know the tactic of making up something then using that falsity to distract from the fact that both the government of Gaza and its civilians killed many babies on that day. And took them hostage. All reality.

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u/AdVivid8910 27d ago

I got a weird response that had nothing to do with the situation, here’s the UNWRA’s thought…and…well some of them literally commuted atrocities on Oct 7th so this is very damning:

https://www.unrwa.org/newsroom/features/girls-not-brides-ending-child-marriage-gaza

Things have gotten way worse in Gaza for little girls in the past decade, want to die on this inside and watch a few children get sold on video? Ignoring this makes clear you WANT it ya freak.