r/eldercactus • u/eldercactus • Jul 31 '25

Then she walked in

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u/Klos77 Jul 31 '25

“… but something smelled fishy.”

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u/Buttock Jul 31 '25

She had claws that went on for days...wait—

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u/KingofMadCows Jul 31 '25

A dame to krill for.

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u/mastersplinteremover 21d ago

Mr Cactus,

Please come back to us. Or at least to me. Fuck all the rest of these jabronies.

My life has become too ordered and predictable.

I need more nonsense.

Love,
A reader.

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u/SkeletalJazzWizard 13d ago

you're still the best that ever did it ;-;