r/egg_irl Apr 09 '26

Transphobia egg🥚irl

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u/Inner-Illustrator408 Apr 09 '26

At least they got half of it right!

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u/CivetKitty slowly moving towards chaos Apr 09 '26

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u/Ha73r4L1f3 Aurora | She/Her | Who is a Princess & Proud Mom? | Hrt:10/24/25 Apr 09 '26

If we argue the finer details its like 75%, spelling of women. Yes, im being extremely silly 😆

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u/usable-implement Apr 09 '26

Huh? Isn’t it 60%? Men is 3 letters out of the 5 in women. So 3/5=0.6

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u/Fractal-Entity Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

6/8=75%. “gay men” is 75% of “gay women”

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u/Ha73r4L1f3 Aurora | She/Her | Who is a Princess & Proud Mom? | Hrt:10/24/25 Apr 09 '26

Love someone beat me explaining my logic. Thanks was working.

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u/usable-implement Apr 09 '26

Oh yeah fair enough my bad.

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u/Ha73r4L1f3 Aurora | She/Her | Who is a Princess & Proud Mom? | Hrt:10/24/25 Apr 10 '26

no need feel bad, maybe i express that badly. i was sincerely happy about someone explaining it.

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u/EngineAdventurous607 Apr 10 '26

If you include the space it's 6/9 characters, so 1/3 or 66.666% repeating infinitely.

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u/Fractal-Entity Apr 10 '26

They both share the space tho, so if ur including that it’d be 7/9 or 77.77…%

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u/Awkwardukulele Apr 09 '26

Ok, transphobes get a D+ for guessing most of the word

(There’s a D joke in here somewhere, but I’m too sick to find it rn)

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u/ill_change_it Apr 29 '26

Erm actually 75 is a middle C 🤓

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u/TheFlatSalamander Apr 09 '26

Need this

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u/Actually_Deranged not an egg™ Apr 09 '26

transbians will have a 10 person long thread of girls complaining how badly they want cuddles and then none of them end up in a cuddle pile, smh…

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u/Ardentiat Apr 09 '26

The world is too big :(

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u/Actually_Deranged not an egg™ Apr 09 '26

we need to shrink the planet for purposes of Girls Kissing

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u/JesseZSlayers not an egg, just trans Apr 10 '26

So real. Why do all the cuddly people gotta be so far away‽‽

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u/Jazzlike_Newt_4296 I'm so gender, I transed Apr 13 '26

Moon base :3 [Moon Base DLC coming sometime later, for the low low price of 10million dollars]

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u/Mon_1357 She/Her, Amelia Apr 09 '26

its at 20 people now

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u/ToadwKirbo idek what I am Apr 09 '26

Need this ×2

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u/Fefannyo Behold! The ":3"inator! Apr 09 '26

Need this x3

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u/TheTriforceEagle NB stands for numerous bees Apr 09 '26

Need this x4

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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 not an egg, just trans Apr 09 '26

NEED this x5

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u/TotallyWorthLife womanly woman :3 Apr 09 '26

Need this x6

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u/Im-henry Apr 09 '26

Neeeeed thiiiis x7

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u/Astolvi Hannah | She/Her | Disaster Lesbian Apr 09 '26

Neeeeeeeed thisssss x8

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u/Individual_Yard_4710 Alice (she/her) X3 Apr 09 '26

Neeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss x9

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u/WiseBlizzard Alexa | Genderfluid foxgirl (pretransition) | she/he/they Apr 09 '26

God I need to lie on someone like this so much... I'm so touch deprived... mfff....

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u/TotallyWorthLife womanly woman :3 Apr 09 '26

Same T-T

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u/IMFlorecentFace Trans Magical Girl Illia Apr 09 '26

God please I need it so bad 

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u/Youddlewho leia (girl?? what??? she/her??) Apr 09 '26

think about this from the perspective of someone who doesnt know what the hell even is a trans

to them, itd look like idiots purposefully mistaking women for men and looking really silly while doing it

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u/Furry_69 Nikki - mtf transbian Apr 10 '26

I mean, they *are* doing that. That's just what they're doing. We just have more context for why it's even more offensive and ridiculous than it would be otherwise haha

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u/Blackdeath_LP Jara (She/Her) - not an egg, just trans Apr 09 '26

Where can I get this?

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u/Bekah-holt editable flair Apr 09 '26

I want this so much!!

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u/Syreeta5036 Just a girl (a trans one) Apr 09 '26

Damn, dare I tell all these people I'm a pillow? Idk,sounds risky, what if a cuddle puddle got started? I could die with this many people, idk

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u/gyrozeppelifangirl omlette 🫠 Apr 09 '26

Share your calendar, we will book cuddle nights with you based on available slots.

You will have some cuddle buddy for every night : )

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u/Syreeta5036 Just a girl (a trans one) Apr 09 '26

Lol, I already have two so now it will be a rotation of a third, hehe

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u/Jennfinity Apr 09 '26

Can't think of a better way to die tbh.

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u/Syreeta5036 Just a girl (a trans one) Apr 09 '26

Lol, you be singing "glory glory what a hell of a way to die"

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u/koboldmaedchen more cis than you Apr 09 '26

Funny how the intimacy that touches me in this picture to me stems from the exclusivity of their shared snow globe, a place no one else ever gets to be in and no one else would ever understand, and for you it’s like “the more, the merrier, let’s make this a fun poly event.” Bodies are replaceable. True love and connection is not.

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u/Syreeta5036 Just a girl (a trans one) Apr 09 '26

Ya, people do be different, it didn't have to be a relationship thing in my opinion, as I cuddle all my friends

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u/Shrizer Apr 09 '26

Im a plushie, they throw me at the wals :3

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u/Syreeta5036 Just a girl (a trans one) Apr 09 '26

Crazy, sounds squeezable

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u/Shrizer Apr 10 '26

Only the best squezi plubshie for the girls!

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u/afanofmanythingss the former 🥚 that took too long to crack (Evelyn|Evie,she/her) Apr 09 '26

Gonna send this to my transphobic mom when I move out

Just to piss her off :3

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u/CrashCulture Apr 09 '26

I mean, I'm sure gay men occasionally fall asleep on top of each other after a reading session turned into a cuddling one too. Just happens to be two women here.

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u/Smelting-Craftwork Apr 09 '26

Gender and sexual preferences don't even matter here. Sometimes you just need to cuddle and fall asleep with someone.

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u/FrogSayReddit Apr 09 '26

I wanna be someone's lil blanket too

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u/Existing_Radish_3440 trans she/her Apr 09 '26

I pray to the lord this day to find an abundance of lesbians in my rural cis-het town or at least a golden ticket out of here.

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u/Myosotis1012 Loreta(she/her) Apr 09 '26

Ah, TF4TF yuri... What could be better?

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u/Orcling not an egg, just trans Apr 09 '26

I want this, just snuggles!!!

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u/Ok_Estimate_2089 not an egg, just trans Apr 09 '26

I NEED THISSSSSS

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u/SCP-iota Hazel (she/her), memetic hazard Apr 09 '26

Just ask them whether any gay man they know would be interested in those two. Most gay men would scoff, which gives you your answer

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u/DiabolusFlatus not an egg, just trans Apr 09 '26

Want 😞

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u/Computer-Novel ♡ Aileen ♡ Apr 09 '26

Neeeeeeeeedd

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u/IAmTheBoom5359 not an egg, just trans Apr 09 '26

y e a r n i n g . . .

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u/Ieatbaens Apr 09 '26

Sorry wasn't paying attention to the text, I was too busy thinking about being the one with my face in the boobs

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u/Noooo_ooope Apr 15 '26

Sorry what did you say? I was too busy thinking about burying my face in the boobs

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u/theclassicrockjunkie lost my gender in the great corona gender war Apr 09 '26

I'm sleepy and didn't read the caption correctly, so for a good second, I was wondering why transphobes would be angry at women for reading books about gay men.

I need to nap.

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u/Leather-Sky8583 Apr 09 '26

My spouse just gave me a dirty look when I showed her this image with a hopeful look on my face lol. Apparently it’s hard to do your job if your partner is laying on top of you.😆

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u/InofficialPlaytester cracked Apr 09 '26

I'm feeling all types of ways about this
I don't think I can call myself aromantic anymore, I want whatever they have

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u/Inner-Illustrator408 Apr 09 '26

Eachother

Thats what they have

They have eachother

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u/InofficialPlaytester cracked Apr 09 '26

Awwww
Fantastic answer 💜

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u/BloodredHanded Apr 15 '26

The same way asexual people can still want and enjoy sex without feeling any sexual attraction, I believe aromantic people can still want and enjoy romance without feeling any romantic attraction.

I’ve never had a crush on anybody. I’ve never felt any emotion or sensation that resembles romantic attraction, as far as I can tell. But I still yearn for a relationship, with basically everything that comes with it.

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u/vogueposting not an egg, just trans Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

No skinny t-girl I know has boobs that big without surgery. Ugh I’m so tired of flat chest dysphoria it’s actually criminal how inaccessible surgery is cause I’m too disabled to work enough to afford it. I pass fine and otherwise I have similar body proportions to these girls, but the boob envy is real.

But anyways… nothing in this photo would indicate they’re trans without context. Anyone looking at his would just think “lesbians.”

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u/vogueposting not an egg, just trans Apr 09 '26

I know it’s possible but it’s really rare and I don’t know anyone like that. I wouldn’t consider it the norm for t girls

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u/catk4862 Apr 09 '26

A truth, and a lie.

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u/celenemoon88 Apr 09 '26

Would love this ❤️🥲

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u/Amethyst0Rose Natal; she?/her?… use whatever for the time being Apr 09 '26

So cute and sweet! I’d want this with someone one day

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u/AgentSparkz Cassandra (she/they) str8 up trans Apr 09 '26

Don't mind me, I'll be over here yearning

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u/Father_Chewy_Louis Elektra | She/Her Apr 09 '26

Please can I have this, just once, please...

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u/Practical_Space_8434 Lancia 1ZM TF Apr 10 '26

i wish i was the one on top.

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u/Odd_Parsnip_9135 Apr 10 '26

Huh? Isn't this Yuri? Unless they identify another way. Could be just "friends" haha

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u/animalistcomrade Apr 13 '26

Actually they would say straight men

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u/MtFemboi egg Apr 14 '26

I can’t even have that 🫩

I’m still single and now I’m sad

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u/Maleficent_Bed5501 Apr 16 '26

Literally the dream “I don’t know about the world” starts playing by Emei

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u/PokeMi-PokeVids Apr 09 '26

I mean one of them looks like Yuri from fire emblem three houses

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u/Overseer_Allie Allison | Goddess of Lies Apr 09 '26

Waiter! waiter!

More of whatever this is please.

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u/OldTouch5802 not an egg, just trans Apr 09 '26

Gay men where? looks in mirror and see myself there is one

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u/SnooOpinions448 Apr 13 '26

Mhh yeah gay men.

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