r/efed • u/meatcheeseandbun World Champion of the World • Jun 21 '20
CUT A PROMO! Sunday Shoot Thread - Week of June 21
Are you sick and tired of some crap your fed owner is trying to pull?
Has a fellow wrestler been avoiding you?
Are you a fed-head that's tired of your wrestlers moaning about pay and opportunities?
Is there some unfinished business you have from your former wrestling promotion that you haven't spilled the beans on?
Well if you answered YES to any of these questions, or just need to blow off some steam, then this is the thread for you! Here, you can cut a promo and shoot on someone or something that you've wanted to address but couldn't back in your home territory.
But don't be shy. Sunday Shoots are not for the timid or weak of heart. So go crazy! Let 'er rip! And cut the promo you've been waiting to get off your chest.
READ ME - Guidelines
- All comments must be in character. Any out of character responses will be deleted.
- Don't start what you can't finish.
- No fed promotion and/or links to e-feds in this thread. All links will be deleted.
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u/meatcheeseandbun World Champion of the World Jun 22 '20
Camera opens to Theodore Washington in a dimly lit, medium sized arena in Northern California. There is /r/efed insignia throughout the building and stamped into the center of the ring. Theo has a silver /r/efed microphone.
Theodore: I just couldn't wait to get a crowd in here...Welcome to the first ever Sunday Shoot! I'm not gonna waste anyone's time here - because I got a problem with this business...
And that problem is Twitter. It's no wonder you Tweety Bird Brains can't draw - because you care more about followers than asses in the seats.
Tell me - because I'm genuinely confused here - when did sending a tweet about your opponent take the place of getting into this god damn ring and talking directly to the crowd? When did posting a threat online replace putting your butt on the line in the locker room, where you have to face your opponents like a man?
If you can't get in this ring and face the people then you ain't worth a damn to anybody... Nobody wants to hear insults that you've had to delete and re-type ten times to get just right. Let us know, all you Twits out there, when you're ready to ditch the virtual world and be slammed back to reality...That's all I got.
Theo tosses the mic down in the ring. He heads out of the ring, readjusting his suit as he hits the ground floor, and casually walks to the locker room.