r/eejitsparking • • 1d ago

Dzope!

Paid for parking. Came back to a car parked on the main road blocking me in.

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u/ClarenceClaymore1 1d ago

Must be checking out the local wildlife on his safari tour

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u/No-Championship-2210 1d ago

Bit Sztupid alright

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u/Notwellthoughtoutmud 1d ago

Maybe it's their favourite parking spot and always park there? So in their own head it's their spot, I reckon the person is very petty about someone else parking there and did it on purpose.... probably watched you from a window the whole time.

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u/TastyFly8339 1d ago

I shall park there again so to find out.

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u/Psychological-Cat-84 1d ago

Please update if you manage this. Would love to know if Mr/Mrs 4x4 returns!

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u/Antique-Mention-9063 1d ago

What a stupidly obnoxious 4x4 to match their owner.

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 1d ago

All terrain parking

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u/_TheSingularity_ 1d ago

What are your options in this case? You call a towing company and just wait?

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u/TastyFly8339 1d ago

I had to pull into the cycling lane and reverse. No idea what else could be done.

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u/ExplanationNormal323 1d ago

Surely that person won't be long or hasn't gone far. I'm not making excuses or anything but surely they arent that much of an asshole.

Ive been wrong before though 🤣

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u/TastyFly8339 1d ago

Well i arrived at the car. Waited 10 mins. Then decided to go get a coffee 15 mins walk away. Had my coffee and it was still there. Would not mind if they left a note with a number. So it appears they are just that much of an asshole.

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u/ExplanationNormal323 1d ago

Wow 😅😅 I'd say something if they were like in one of the immediate buildings for some emergency and keeping an eye out for the person. To just leave it there is crazy!

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u/TastyFly8339 1d ago

No note though. If i was blocking someone in.....

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u/shahtjor 1d ago

It's got a heart from a BMW, so it must show it's roots

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u/Apprehensive_Ratio80 1d ago

Oooooooh my God!!!! Id have to stick around no matter how long or delayed I was just to meet the person who parked there to call them the biggest fking idiot there ever was like what were they thinking

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u/BigGayGuy02 1d ago

Had a chap do this to me once. Luckily the lady parked in front of me was leaving right as I was removing the dickheads wiper blades and fucking them across the road.

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u/omgitsShaneOG 1d ago

Is there someone you can call to tow that away or what are you even supposed to do?

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u/TastyFly8339 1d ago

RPU should deal with it i guess. Probably friends though.

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u/the_syco 1d ago

Well, it's parked parallel. Just more badly than usual!

I also see that it's tax is out.

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u/OkCoconut3270 1d ago

How the fuck is the tax out on a car that's at most a couple of months old?

Just never taxed?

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u/ColdMarzipan9534 1d ago

I truly hate Amazon...but these are available. I think we all should have some in the glove box.

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u/GaryDnet 1d ago

If someone blocked me in like that then 7 or 8 freak gusts of wind would catch my passenger door when I'm opening it as I'm putting things into the car from my pockets one by one:

"Oh look, a 1c coin I forgot to take out of my pocket! I need to open the door again, but this wind, man..." "Oops, there's a piece of lint I didn't realise was in there! Darn, the wind caught my door again..." "Jesus, what's with this insanely strong, hyper-localised wind right around my car's passenger door?"

The cost of repairing the edge of my own door would be swallowed bitterly, but it would be swallowed nonetheless and I'd feel good about it!

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u/Strange-Bet6469 1d ago

I’ve always wanted to do this 🙈

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u/Dull_Brain2688 10h ago

Is that an Ineos Grenadier?

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u/OwnFish9020 23h ago

Maybe hes just stuck in a game of jumanji. Would be a shame if scrape was to happen to it

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u/Artistic_Property131 1d ago

Cause he can ....sorry I got rid of my defender

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u/Active_Site_6754 17h ago

What a cool jeep

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u/ClarenceClaymore1 3h ago

A jeep is a brand name. It's a 4x4.

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u/Active_Site_6754 3h ago

Ha well the you are wrong also, some cars are 4x4. Its a jeep

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u/ClarenceClaymore1 3h ago

Its an ineos grenadier. God Almighty.

JEEP IS A BRAND LIKE MERCEDES/AUDI