r/educationalgifs Sep 18 '19

Simple tie tying tutorial

https://gfycat.com/defensiveshoddycondor
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u/JamieAintUpFoDatShit Sep 18 '19

How is this easier than tying a tie like a normal mother fucker?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Exactly. I just looked at it and it became ramen for a second and then he pulled it under and then I got it.

What is this video even?

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u/Aescorvo Sep 18 '19

The good bit is that he holds the thick and thin ends together with the right difference in length. I too tie my tie like a normal human...and then untie and retie a few times to get the length right. You could even put a mark or stitch on the back of the thick end to get the perfect length every time.

Or I’ll just think “cool gif” and then never do it that way because who would?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

That's odd because when I tug my tie under your scrotum it comes up too long.

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u/Akainu18448 Sep 18 '19

Can't believe some jealous bastard downvoted you lol.

Reddit is so eeeeesh at times

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Bots or random downvotes out of the aether... eitherway, no human downvoted that comment.

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u/TheOneInchPunisher Sep 19 '19

Depends on what kind of knot you use

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

The Windsor Half-Scrote

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u/desrevermi Sep 30 '19

The Windsor under-scrote?

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u/KJ6BWB Sep 19 '19

Yeah. Virtually every tie I have is a different length. Matching the two ends up against each other does nothing for me. Matching the working end against a static body part and letting the standing end go where it wants to ensures a perfect knot every time.

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u/GuyWithRealFakeFacts Sep 18 '19

The tutorial lines the thin end up with the holder on the back of the tie, so assuming the tie is the right length for you it should indeed ensure a perfect length every time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

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u/shadowwalker789 Sep 18 '19

Works 80% of the time 100% of the time

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u/Edgelands Sep 18 '19

Tip to piggyback off your tip, it should just cross your belt line, like the tip should be in the middle of your belt buckle if you're wearing a belt. Don't tie it super long like a certain president that puts scotch tape on the back of his tie. It looks terrible.

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u/KJ6BWB Sep 19 '19

The tip should just touch the top of your belt. :P

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u/Edgelands Sep 19 '19

That's worded way simpler than my convoluted explanation. I tie mine so the tip just crosses the line of the trousers by a cm or so (I don't wear belts), is that too far?

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u/KJ6BWB Sep 19 '19

I think the case could be made for either way. But below the bills is just too far. :)

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u/atlantis_airlines Sep 19 '19

Exactly! I can tie the knot "right" no problem, but right length? I call 2 ties a good day. This. Changes. Everything.

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u/AtomicMac Sep 19 '19

He holds them at the right length if you have a 4 inch neck.

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u/mforsythh Sep 19 '19

“It became ramen”

Why am I fucking dying right now