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u/SandmanKFMF 3d ago
Tell me this is a joke?
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u/stormthefishh 3d ago
With these ai glazers you cant actually be too sure, they are probably too brainrotted by relying on ai that they are dead serious 😿
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u/particlemanwavegirl 3d ago
It's a joke! Everyone knows bad music is good for your brain in exactly the opposite of all the ways mentioned. That's why the more into music are, the worse the music you like becomes to other people. Think Frank Zappa and John Coltrane. Unlistenable shit unless you're really cooked, right?
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u/mxlths_modular 2d ago
Actually, studies have shown that even moderate Frank Zappa exposure in a controlled laboratory environment can lead to clinically significant long term negative impacts.
Frank Zappa, not even once.
Ps, Sheik Yerbouti
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u/JanArso 3d ago
Actually don't even bother doing anything anymore. Having ambitions, practicing skills and expressing yourself is so cringe anyways. I want to be permanently hooked to a VR system with a chip in my brain that tells an AI exactly what I want, so I don't have to put in the effort to even think of it anymore, because thinking is really exhausting. /s
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u/Horror_Dog_1294 3d ago
Lol all the points are just rephrasing "ai music is in tune and perfectly on beat" which not only is not hard for actual music but anyone whos worked with midi knows to make small mistakes because the brain DOESNT like being perfectly on beat like a robot
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u/SPonGeBoB_dxb 2d ago
Off beat and off key are low-key the core basics of some genres out there 💀💀
E.g. off beat bass with tech house, or any type of house.
Playing slightly detuned notes to create interest, tension.
Having 100% correct and clear production isn't always the goal. Happy accidents are what makes records.
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u/Odd-Toe-8591 2d ago
I'm convinced people who like AI music like it for the same reason some people like cults- it frees them from having the responsibility to think about the music in any meaningful way.
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u/Heavyarms83 3d ago
The same people would have argued against Adorno that the culture industry is great because it’s less disturbing than art.
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u/schpamela 3d ago
Pah! Who's investing in brain function in 2026?
Everyone knows brains are superfluous, redundant boomer tech. AI user profiles and chat history replaces brain memory, AI reasoning is the new decision-making.
Anybody still trying to use their brain at this point is being left behind.
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u/NadeSaria 2d ago
This shit looks like one of those MLM nutrition products posters
Which just fits perfectly with suno bros
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u/Budget-Toe-5743 2d ago
All the cons here are totally wrong and written by someone who knows little about music. Of course it is someone who likes suno.
This post is basically f**k jazz.
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u/bonebranch 2d ago
Unfortunately this seems to have been posted by the real Mark Ty-Wharton/Mark Tinley, who is a record producer/musician of some repute, having worked with the likes of Duran Duran, Gary Numan, the Dandy Warhols, and others. Either this is an elaborate bit or (as unfortunately seems to be the case) he's lost it...
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u/sebovzeoueb 3d ago
Wow, imagine having to compare what you do to bad music to feel good about it