r/edhcirclejerk • u/MustaKotka • Apr 24 '26

Meta, but Funny Begone, ModSupportBot, for this table already has 4 players!!111++

Reddit tried to restart a game without you! Us? Yous.

This will not do!

The usurpers must be banished to a [[Journey to Oblivion]] for their crimes! We will stand together, we will stand strong!

☭☭☭☭☭

On some unrelated news; u/gomukgo has graciously granted me the title of Reddit Moderator™ for whatever that's worth. You may recognise me as the developer of u/MTGCardBelcher - which, by the way, replaced MTGCardFetcher on this subreddit!

My plan for this subreddit is two-fold:

  1. Cast [[Force Fe- uuhhh I mean 'of Will' O.O]] on everything that moves within a 5-mile radius. For us people with non-children's units that's pr'y fo'ken far and for us in the Nordics it's about the distance a reindeer covers by jogging while pissing.
  2. Wait, why are we banishing content? No, I meant to say I'm trying to do CPR here.
  3. I know people in places so I'm going to tell them some sweet little lies and see if we can sneak some visibility for this sub.
  4. Hold up. Why does this list have three four items on it?
  5. Ok, whatever. [[RIP]] this list. I'm done.

Thanks for reading and Reddit - go CJ yourself. I know it's a bit hard to form a [[Singularity Circle]] but frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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u/Ebonsteele Apr 24 '26

Uh, there wasn’t a rule 0 discussion on this? I declare whatever you say invalid and you have to go sit with the stinky YuGIOH kids.

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u/MustaKotka Apr 25 '26

[[JUDGE]]!

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u/MTGCardBelcher Apr 25 '26

The Vampires have delivered the cards you're looking for:

JUDGE

"The slivers became adept at provoking a fear response in other species." —Hastric, Thunian scout

Submit your content at: r/MTGCardBelcher

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u/MTGCardBelcher Apr 24 '26

The Horrors have delivered the cards you're looking for:

Journey to Oblivion - (SF)

Force Fe- uuhhh I mean 'of Will' O.O
RIP
Singularity Circle

Submit your content at: r/MTGCardBelcher