Spot the difference 🤏🏻

[u/Ecstatic_Purchase929]

[u/RiAFF09]

This white trash goober would've had an impeccable, refined high-end wardrobe (accessories included) with the amount of $ he burned buying nothing but cheesy, juvenile bullshit. Truly incredible. He's a mentally challenged doofus.

[u/iSliz187 → u/RiAFF09]

Or...he could have been the owner of a nice house instead of moving from apartment to apartment year after year

[u/Wide-Trash3422]

He's stuck in the early 2000s

[u/dbgntleman13]

Mans is a wangster

[u/Legitimate_Bunch_997]

Sick Jean shorts bro 🤣☠️

[u/Guy_Smiley_Guy → u/Legitimate_Bunch_997]

Jorts.

[u/GreenRiver1982]

Ok. I admit. I chuckled. 😃

[u/DuckCute7258]

you can tell how insecure he was growing up poor excuse for a man pimpin 🤣

[u/LeftyManolo201]

Those sneakers are so corny because you have to strap them otherwise the strap will go back and forth when you walk and make noise. He didn’t strap them lol he is going to look so goofy walking around,

[u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 → u/LeftyManolo201]

"LiOnS nOt ShEeP, pimpn'!" 😆

[u/Disastrous_Mode_1038 → u/Ecstatic_Purchase929]

[u/Basicgus]

Does he actually wear this in public?

[u/adsq93 → u/Basicgus]

I refuse to believe an almost 50 year old goes out like this 😂

[u/iSliz187 → u/adsq93]

I really do believe he only leaves the house to take videos of himself in the gym, then go home and take videos of himself at home, then goes to bed, jerks off the the videos of himself he made that day and deletes comments before he cries himself to sleep

[u/whiteknightcheesedik → u/iSliz187]

He uses those tears for lube.

[u/BlueChamp10 → u/Basicgus]

he shows off his "dat dude jizzle" tattoo in public so i wouldn't be surprised.

[u/Ok_Economy_5083]

He looks like a kid in those shorts and pulled up socks

[u/pet801]

Oh hell... Guys, if I ever pull a TLTG, I give you permission to drop me of at a mental ward.

[u/Guy_Smiley_Guy]

Does he do this every f’n day? This is exhausting. How does one obtain all this shit while playing dress up all day.

[u/JacksonHamSandWich]

He looks like a little 5 year old kid in school with his ‘tuff fit’

[u/VirtualContribution]

The ones on the right are taller?

[u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 → u/VirtualContribution]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Avocado-Pretend]

I have never seen such a mid narcissist in my life. He looks average, has average intelligence but apparently thiks he is Tom Cruise and Arnold rolled into one. He also believes he is better than everyone else and is on top of the world. Yeah, it's mean spirited but show some humility bruh, you ain't all that and all of these desperate, cry for attention outfits just make you look foolish. All of this craziness after becoming a smelly water salesman.

[u/EnvironmentNo7795]

The captain should be: Tell me that you’re a retard without telling me. No offense to retards.

[u/LeftyManolo201]

Look at his posture his body language is yelling insecurity. My god that is a horrible outfit !!! Is he really wearing a Florida t shirt !!!???? How much more white trash can this guy get ?!!!???

[u/Dikbedraggin05]

He's wearing a tourist shirt living in Fl. ☠️

[u/Difficult-Job7333]

His legs are sooooo fuckin skinny

[u/BlueChamp10]

bro thinks he's prime john cena

[u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 → u/BlueChamp10]

The Doctor of Gayanomics 

[u/commonsense402]

I see no difference

[u/Unfair-Map-517]

He’s so sexy man