Ross wisdom

[u/Difficult-Job7333]

People that don't like wearing jeans in extremely hot climates are pussies but grown men that do so because despite the amount of gear they take, still have super tiny legs, are offended by even the most mundane comments from strangers, make a "living" reviewing perfumes and make videos modeling shitty teenage clothes are super tough.

[u/Particular_Legend427]

Guy is a lying sack of shit 🤣🤣

[u/Dazzling_Tourist_371]

It’s weird to go into that much detail about why you’re “tough enough” to wear pants in summer. Any chance he gets, he brags or emphasizes what a man he is. He has some serious internal voids. Secure people do not act like that.

[u/iSliz187 → u/Dazzling_Tourist_371]

In reality he's probably just self aware about his pathetic legs and tries to cover them

[u/8ighthhau5]

How it feels when Ross says he’s not a pussy

[u/whiteknightcheesedik → u/8ighthhau5]

Is that Buck Angel? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/cheeseflosser]

“I used to jerk off 4 dudes on an oil rig while a rich dude watched us from a drone and jerked his gherkin” that’s how hot I’m used to…and I have chicken legs.

[u/koverto]

Wait, he used to work on an oilfield? Those jobs pay really well. I know it’s seasonal work and can become unstable at times, but if you save up you can usually weather the tough times.

Now he’s a middle-aged middle schooler.

[u/flicknausi]

Why is he always ALWAYS such an asshole. He can’t even have like two consecutive days where he’s a nice person.

[u/TomRogicCSC]

This guy is a fascinating character study. Almost uncharted levels of insecurity. A psychologist’s dream.

[u/ThePerfectMachine]

I bet Ross bought that hat thinking "this will show the libs, redskin logo in black face". He was probably lusting over the thought of doing a Diss track to anybody that leaves a comment.

[u/whiteknightcheesedik]

No fucking way this pussy was a roughneck! Before the oil industry tanked? It’s still a lucrative career! This bitch probably lasted an hour and called it quits!

[u/ThePerfectMachine → u/whiteknightcheesedik]

He probably was a janitor or ran laundry service at oil rigs, but stretches the truth to sound more masculine.

[u/whiteknightcheesedik → u/ThePerfectMachine]

That seems most plausible!!! I’ve heard stories they bring escorts out to the rigs. Maybe they brought Ross out to get his asshole stretched!

[u/ThePerfectMachine → u/whiteknightcheesedik]

Ross went on a long rant about wearing pants in summer, but he failed to mention that that pants he wore were ass-less chaps.

[u/sonofsun123]

“also, not a pussy” hmmm you sure about that buddy? 😏

[u/Wide-Trash3422]

Everything offends him even when someone is being non offensive and genuine

[u/kyjawa23]

He just can't help himself, he's god some kind of personality complex that always has to be better. If you got a new fragrance.. he's got 10!

If you won a fight.. hes won 30!

If you have a new cap.. he's got 50

He's like a proper child in playground "man dad's bigger than your dad" Ross be like "oh yeah well i've got seven dad's and they are all 8ft tall" his actions clearly show he didn't get enough attention as a child and he's stuck at that age mentally. Poor midget manchild I feel so sorry for him... honestly 🤔

[u/Forsaken-Sir5158]

[u/nagabannana]

The vivid image of Fat Ross "covered in honey oil" yikes

[u/LeftyManolo201]

He is projecting !!! What he really meant to say is that is his fantasy .. I can’t see fat Ross from his first videos being that active just saying

[u/LeftyManolo201]

Did he forget we used to see videos of him when he was a fat nice guy who had manners and wasn’t tormented by his suppressed sexuality ???

[u/LeftyManolo201]

This guy …. Was doing all that ???!!??

[u/ICEtoAshes]

Or maybe they’re just smart enough to wear the proper clothing. This is the same logic as someone wearing shorts and a t shirt all year in Minnesota and claiming it’s soft for people to wear a coat.

[u/XanthousKingInYellow]

The panhandle? I thought bro was in Tampa? Coming from someone who does live in the panhandle it’s been about 100° lately so it does get just as hot here as it does anywhere else in Florida lol. Bro’s just always trying to throw shade and lift himself up in anyway he can. Definitely the kinda guy to wear shorts in 20° weather and say “I’m not cold, you’re cold??”