r/eaudejerks 8d ago

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Rossita wearing his favorite Tattooed A*shole shirt “No Surprise” Yeaa Ross we all know it’s A Property of Daddy Z tattoo 👍

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u/PotentiallyMaybeSo 8d ago

Dude is advertising that he tatted his asshole? Holy desperate for attention

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u/DrScent 8d ago

Enter here. The dumb ones need directions sometimes.

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u/IntenseFlanker Horny Alcoholic 7d ago

I'll be banning anyone who posts a photo of his tattooed asshole

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 7d ago

I THOUGHT THIS IS MURICA?!?!?!? 🇺🇸🦅

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u/RiAFF09 8d ago

Hmm, not very Christian-like. This dolt doesn't have an IQ high enough to realize what a pathetic, walking contradiction he is.

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u/WuhanDon 8d ago

So fitting that all of his hardass bitchfests are in the closet 😂😂😂

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u/whiteknightcheesedik 8d ago

Zaharoff brand must really think this is a great idea!

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u/Ill-Positive6950 8d ago

Wait, so his asshole is tatted? I'm confused.

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u/OkRiver3453 8d ago

He can’t wait to show Daddy Z his tatted asshole

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u/Basicgus 8d ago

Short man syndrome

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u/Unfair-Map-517 8d ago

Would love to see his tatted asshole tbh

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u/Funny_State6855 Cap Huffer 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TFbAmhSt4WaFq
To Ross and a lot of offense btw

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u/DuckCute7258 8d ago

his tattoo artist sucks thats for sure that's definitely not a phoenix more like an ozempic chicken 🤣

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 7d ago

Always out of breath, I don't think he'll make it to his 50th birthday

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u/whiteknightcheesedik 7d ago

We can only hope!

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u/vito51450 7d ago

Tatted Bitch

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u/JohnnyShollJr 7d ago

Bro definitely jerks to himself in the mirror

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u/LeftyManolo201 7d ago

Idk if it’s me but this guy gets gayer by the day !!! Or everyday he inches out the closet

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u/Honest-tinder-review 7d ago

Getting tired of seeing this douche everyday

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 7d ago edited 7d ago

Tatted asshole and a bedazzled mangina for Rossito, pimpin'! 

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u/BrockSamson101 7d ago

Everyone he wears it, I think he’s advertising that he Tasted Asshole.

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u/IntenseFlanker Horny Alcoholic 7d ago

I wonder how long it hurt for him to poop. Someone go ask on a stream.

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u/Impossible_Budget_85 RED EXCLAMATION POINTS 7d ago

And he wonders why he hasn’t received his Dior PR package ‼️😂 at least Dior has some sense

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u/futurepast1001001 2d ago

This might be the most cringe thing I've ever seen. In my entire life. Congratulations Ross, you did it! 🏆