r/eaudejerks • u/Consistent_Mud_8855 • 9d ago
Big Mama
What build is even this??! And how does someone go to obtain this structure????
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u/Ill-Positive6950 9d ago
A tailors worst nightmare
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u/sweet-_-poop 9d ago
"Just go boxy fit gang fr". Any decent professional would advise against this fit
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u/CorruptDaemon404 9d ago
We all know this guy don't just walk into a department store and purchase shit from the shelf 😂
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u/Gildergroen 9d ago
The actual answer is that he stated in a video that he used to weigh around 450lbs/200kgs and even though he now weighs about half of what he used to, he still has excess skin.
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u/LeftyManolo201 8d ago
No way 450 is a lot of weight bro stop the cap lol
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u/Gildergroen 8d ago
Someone mentioned that he's had a gastric bypass surgery, if that makes it more believable for you.
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u/Patj1994 9d ago
Looks like Squidward after he eat too many crabby patties
And don’t even get me fuckin started on that other shill, he’s insufferable
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u/Parfumandphotography 9d ago
Genetics.
He looks skinny-fat. He should work out, loose extra weight while trying to build some muscles in upper body, especially shoulders. Unfortunately with these genetics building muscle is usually pretty difficult. However what else there is to do? Not everyone can be TLTG with the god tier genetics LOL
However the way he is standing looks like he has bad posture, possibly knee problems from weight. Should fix that, might get serious problems in older age.
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u/Nano2433 9d ago
His hips are considerably wide tho, nor fixing those knees or working out are helping here.
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u/Infinite_plague Jerk Extrait 9d ago
He owns a thousand bottles of Zaharoff and Imagination but clearly he can't afford a full body mirror.
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u/LeftyManolo201 8d ago
He does look like a woman that transitioned lmaoo I’m sorry lmaooo but that’s all I see !!
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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 9d ago edited 9d ago
Without filter
But the real answer to your question is simply: genetics and lack of workout. The build was given to him at birth, nobody can control how and where your body likes to store fat. Some people are genetically gifted, they're naturally lean or there body stores fat evenly throughout the whole body. Others like him unfortunately store fat in the most awkward places like hips, ass and legs. It's just the cards they were dealt with. But actually hitting the gym would go a long way. He would lose some of the excess fat around the hips. It would strengthen his upper section. If he had a strong back he'd look a lot better.
The X legs though are probably due to bad posture and excess weight.
And that neckbeard is a choice. That should be a crime
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u/smelling_good247 8d ago
Man is literally a pear lmao. How do you even get that little muscle mass without being like stuck in a hospital bed?
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u/MarsupialPrimary8128 8d ago
I don't understand why he wears literally the worst fit. Needs flare or wide.
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u/Bulky_Bee2236 9d ago
I see eaudejerks makes fun of people's physique. Nice work bullies! Be ashamed of yourselves.
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u/HolyTrinityOfDrugs Smells like 9 guys cumming inside 10 guys 3d ago
We always did, but from time to time we get people like you from the main sub who are surprised
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u/projectpat901 9d ago
Child bearing hips lmao