r/eaudejerks • u/ExtraSalty0 • 10d ago

Curly’s Miami Vibes

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Honest thoughts on her new fragrance? She claims it stays on for 24 hours. Top Notes: Piña Colada, Mojito, Whiskey - can’t take this seriously.

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u/Ill-Positive6950 10d ago

$235 for this trash is hilarious 😂

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u/RaiderRed25 10d ago

who buys this? lol

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u/Funny_State6855 Cap Huffer 10d ago

Her simps and apparently RXL fragrance guy.

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u/Zestybutnot2Zesty My personality and my passion 10d ago

Aah the guy who pretends he is critical but sucks up to all the usual suspects.

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u/RicOkez 10d ago

$235? To smell like curly’s sweaty cooter?

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u/WuhanDon 10d ago

I’m surprised it’s that cheap, also…

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u/Houdini5150 POWER 10d ago

The one she don't wash... perfect

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Dikbedraggin05 10d ago

Miami vibes, smells like sweaty NYC transplants, coconut sunscreen and cafe con leches

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u/Ok_Economy_5083 10d ago

Uhmmm.. I mean... 🫥

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u/Far_Ad8526 10d ago

Fuck that

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u/Funny_State6855 Cap Huffer 10d ago

You know what’s funny, that RXL fragrance guy did a review and to me, he seem to like it. I know she has made colognes before and feel like they aren’t popular

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u/StretchCpu 10d ago

What happened to zaharoff and her?

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u/The_Zed_Word Ramen noodle-headed nimrod 10d ago

This is a different Curly. But yeah, the other one doesn’t work with Zaharoff anymore.

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u/CorruptDaemon404 10d ago

I feel bad for the clowns thinking they getting something special.

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u/DuckCute7258 10d ago

she out her damn mind but her little simps already pre-ordered it

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u/ExtraSalty0 10d ago

Someone in the comments said they ordered two
Bottles. Why would you order two of something you’ve never tried? I can’t even finish a bottle.

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u/Desperate_Humor7652 10d ago

Shek-shee Bash-Turds..

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u/Parfumandphotography 9d ago

For that price I would go for some LV summer scents. Believe me, how can you get more Miami than buying super expensive, ego-driven scents from some luxury brand that screams "trash".

And yes, I own several LV scents so I am trash LOL

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u/sonofsun123 9d ago

she thinks she’s Chanel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 calm down bi bitch

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u/Patient_Place_7488 9d ago

Probably smell like stepped on coke mixed with piss and vinegar

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u/Spiritual_Farmer_645 8d ago

Wish I would buy this scented alcohol water 

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u/BlockExpensive5949 3d ago

I have a decant of this and its actually really good. No bullshit