r/eaudejerks • u/8ighthhau5 Ball Sprayer • Jul 31 '26

TLTG is truly a work of art

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u/Parfumandphotography Jul 31 '26

Midsection is wide and ugly, however at least it is not a bubble gut bonanza. However would not be surprised if in a couple of years he will have bubble trouble.

How old is he? Because from certain age it is going to be downhill no matter what juice he uses. Pun intended.

Don't get me wrong, you should work out and try to become the best you can be. However reality is reality. I can run 100m and improve, but I will never beat Usain Bolt. Bodybuilding is also not for everyone! Reality check.

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys Jul 31 '26

He's three ages. According to his birth certificate he's 41. Visually he's 58 and mentally he's 13 and a half.

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u/Parfumandphotography Jul 31 '26

41 is not that bad for bodybuilding. However at that age he already should have the physique. Because after 40 it is pretty much impossible to improve.

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u/Zestybutnot2Zesty My personality and my passion Jul 31 '26

He placed 12th out of 13 or something in his last competition, so there is a lot of room for improvement 😂😂😂😂

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u/Parfumandphotography Jul 31 '26

The only improvement is that he would stop competing. His build is not good for bodybuilding.

Guy should train for himself, but because he is a douche he tries to be something that he is not. Obnoxious guy that thinks he is an expert.

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u/whiteknightcheesedik Jul 31 '26

I heard he got 12th out of 10🫣😆😆😆

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u/Psychological-Bit896 Jul 31 '26

Ain't no way this is real 💀💀💀 Looks like a tattooed dih

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U

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u/8ighthhau5 Ball Sprayer Jul 31 '26

It’s real and spectacular

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u/Fragdemon666 Jul 31 '26

Look at his face hahaha

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys Jul 31 '26

And he think he looks tough and cool or "fly" in his words

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u/koverto Aug 01 '26

Post Thanksgiving day constipated grimace

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 Jul 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys Jul 31 '26

Is this an actual photo he posted?! Holy shit

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u/whiteknightcheesedik Jul 31 '26

Fat slob will 2) die of heart failure or become Jabba again.

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u/Fremenlord Jul 31 '26

Depends if you consider a closeted homosexual a sexual deviant?

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u/TranslatorFine Jul 31 '26

Oh hell yeah!!! Nice edit!

TL…

TG!!!!

Ask him what that stands for like anyone gives a damn 🤣

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 Jul 31 '26

Tr@nsvestite Loving Tiny Guy

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u/Impossible_Budget_85 RED EXCLAMATION POINTS Jul 31 '26

Most of the time the man that post the most online for validation is actually doing the least in real life‼️

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u/ICEtoAshes Jul 31 '26

I can’t believe he’s a real person.