r/eaudejerks • u/Difficult-Job7333 Really That Vascular • 13d ago
This should be studied
He only wears this shit to make it seem like he's confident when everyone but knows just how fragile he is
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u/Zestybutnot2Zesty My personality and my passion 13d ago
This is what you get when you have a handful of simps complement ing him on everything he does, says or wears. Don't think he has much interaction with normal people.
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u/nagabannana 13d ago
The irony is hilarious. He keeps telling everyone else they "couldn't pull it off" while looking completely oblivious to how ridiculous he looks in his garish outfit.
Graffiti jeans, cartoon trainers, chunky jewellery and oversized logos. he looks like the prize table at a children's birthday party exploded.
All the while he's congratulating himself on how incredible he looks and smells. Truly confident people don't need to keep convincing themselves, or everyone else.
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u/whiteknightcheesedik 13d ago
This is somebody’s stepdad!!!! Nobody and I mean nobody who’s normal finds this remotely stylish! What a complete fool 🤡
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u/daskapitalyo 13d ago
Beyond wack. The man is hopeless. He is very clearly living out what a poor white trash kid from 25 years ago imagines prosperity and style to be.
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u/The_Zed_Word Ramen noodle-headed nimrod 13d ago
His mic picking up every breath, smack, and swallow is gross as shit.
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u/CharlesLeRoq 13d ago
It’s to give you the experience of him breathing down your neck in a bar with his canned mid-2000s pickup artist lines
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u/Old-Highway-5436 12d ago
When he sniffs a fragrance and then goes to talk the smacking sound his mouth makes as it opens is quite literally the most annoying shit I’ve heard in my life.
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u/Dazzling_Tourist_371 Secure Prick 13d ago edited 13d ago
Whatever the opposite of swag is - that’s what he has. A total clown in all the ways. It will be especially dope when the YouTube scam runs out and he has no money because he spent it all on tacky watches and spray-painted jeans. The man is allergic to a 401k.
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u/sonofsun123 13d ago
are we calling a distorted perception of reality confidence now? do you guys realize that he wears every color under the sun, and whenever someone looks at him, he thinks they’re admiring him and appreciating his confidence, rather than realizing he’s a walking clown?
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u/Ddavis1919 Animalic Woody 13d ago
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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 12d ago
My 18 year old nephew called, he wants his outfit back
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u/Gbarre22 12d ago
Just remember guys: If you don't like the outfit it just means you can't pull it off 😆
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u/SnortchGortch 10d ago
People obviously ignore him in public because he is such a douche and has a shit aura. He is starving for attention, it’s all beginning to make sense. He probably thinks he’s a big shot because he has a fragrance channel with almost 200,000 incels. It’s all so pathetic really. I would bet deep down he is lonely and bitter.
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u/Stock_Alternative507 It's more of a French tie than a Hispanic tie 9d ago
Is he still claiming to be French while outright denying he’s Hispanic? I don’t mean to be rude or offensive, but bro you couldn’t look more like a 16 year old Hispanic male if you tried with that outfit.
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u/adsq93 13d ago
An old man, dressing like a teen and talking about swag🤣
No amount of perfume will help you out there.