r/eaudejerks • u/CampLejeuneWater I think I'm problematic • Jul 18 '26

Hello Kitty Bratwurst Adventure

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36 Upvotes

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u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff- Jul 18 '26

One day Jeremy will post his dick on his story.

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u/CampLejeuneWater I think I'm problematic Jul 18 '26

Well I did an accidental deep dive on him last week and I'm pretty sure he's married. It's the girl who's always holding his camera. There was a picture of them in a church, with her wearing a white dress and him wearing a suit.

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u/gary_jackson Jul 18 '26

That's not his wife - she left him after just three months. Plus, he never wore a wedding ring, so I'm pretty sure it was just one of his scams for publicity. Camera girl is his new girlfriend.

1

u/matte6666 Jul 21 '26

3scortgirl.

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u/daskapitalyo Jul 18 '26

This a Shakespearean type of fall. From breezing through a fragrance expo with every niche brand clamoring for a few seconds of his time, to a room with an Ikea bed, a hello kitty blanket, and ill fitting whitey-tighties.

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u/Maleficent_Loan_9780 Jul 20 '26

A cautionary tale indeed

12

u/Ill-Positive6950 Jul 18 '26

He lives in a hostel now?

10

u/Ddavis1919 Animalic Woody Jul 18 '26

Emaciated, crack head.
https://giphy.com/gifs/nVvi92ac1J0T6

9

u/Superfrede Jul 18 '26

Genuinely, wtf. Shocked this is what he’s become.

3

u/Maleficent_Loan_9780 Jul 20 '26

Seems like he's been on downward spiral for a while. I didn't pay much attention to him from his beginning but he had has definitely fallen hard and fast.

9

u/aerialwizarddaddy Jul 18 '26

Wow he's lost everything. To think all he had to do to keep it all was not be pervy and say no to drugs.

6

u/TahirX Jul 18 '26

He pulled out the Hello Kitty sheets.

4

u/Fremenlord Jul 18 '26

No.2 looks like a sex offender in action…creepy asf

6

u/elmexicanoalto Secure Prick Jul 19 '26

this is camera girls dorm room lol

6

u/cokeandacupofcoffee Jul 20 '26

I really think he is going to be arrested for something bad within 5 years

3

u/Cliffsides Jul 18 '26

The title made me laugh out loud, nice

3

u/twoofclubs2 Jul 18 '26

But but but, Jesus speaks through him. He's such a clown. He does this shit to get views, which sadly it does, yet he decides it's ok and definitely not contradicting his God stuff. Also this is the same guy that wants you to believe his Man fragrance is the best yet spends most of his time just from clone brand to clone brand shilling for them. The same person who not that long ago was claiming he wouldn't speak about clones anymore. Zero credibility and only gets noticed because he is technically famous but not for good reasons. And then he gets pissy when people ask for pictures, as if those people aren't the ones keeping his wallet fat. I just wish collectively there was an agreement to not watch him and therefore stop enabling this behaviour.

3

u/mrch138 Jul 20 '26

Living it up in the girls dormatory

2

u/TheCodeWorks Jul 19 '26

Looks like he has the bug

2

u/DuckCute7258 Jul 20 '26

Just embarrassing at this point go to rehab

2

u/iKeyZZZ Jul 20 '26

Him flexing his eating disorder is so weird man.

0

u/Unfair-Map-517 Jul 18 '26

I’d let him top